All the best Kev

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Jul 08, 08 1:23 pm

Have you told the locals about the Blisbane Taxi and how it ran an ereven at the Pod?

Great stuff mate. Thanks for looking in.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Tue Jul 08, 08 5:04 pm

oooo club class gets you into the lounge

free beer and cheese n pineapple on sticks

Nice

Dave

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Tue Jul 08, 08 5:24 pm

Free Net access too! Infact its free there full stop. I used the Rainforest lounge, got a massage

Philth · Post by **Philth** » Tue Jul 08, 08 10:14 pm

I know what he'll miss - fish and chips, cup o' tea, Mary Bananarama! Poppins...

See you out there mate - I'll fetch over some Stellas....

PS I'll try and be the last one to leave the track at the Nats, just for old times' sake

PPS whos stuff am I gonna bust now?! Oh yeah, evryone else's as usual

Kev · Post by **Kev** » Thu Jul 10, 08 11:59 am

Here I am! Oz is cool, but the locals think it's a bit wintry. Spot the Pom in his shorts etc etc. Been doing the usual stuff, new TV, washer, fridge/freezer, IKEA

The apartment we are renting has loads of rules; No noise! No parties, no drinks by the pool, no cycling, NO NOISE! They are gonna luv it when I start cutting up a Val!!!!!!!!! Next stop, Oz licence and buy a car........Minefield! GPS is gonna have to be purchased, no mobile speed camera alerts though

Reading the local A-Z on the dunny at the moment. Hey, Phil! Ain't seen a single spider yet, or snake, or fly! Went in a bottle shop and they hadn't even heard of Soave or Frascati!!! Heathens! Ended up with some Jacob's Creek sparkling Pinot Noir. No Emu in stock, either. Seen some OldHens, but no Valiants yet, although there is a VE taxi (really) in the old car trader for $750 in Vic. Would be ideal for my purposes, but not just yet. Reckon Noel at the complex would have flamin' wallabies, mate! Hired a car from a Cadillac bloke who has many Caddys and is secretary for the Oz Caddy Club (before you ask I hired a Toyota Corolla, he was all out of '64 Caddy Verts) We are in the Motel for another 2 nights while all the gear is delivered. The shipping is held up so we've got to rent some stuff at a monthly rate for 5 days

6 months in the Prison (apartment) then I want out to a place where I can get busy!!!!!!!
(Oh, yeah, got to get a job too!) Spoke to some boys from the Lake District yesterday and their Dad has a job as a welder and apparently his welds are Too Good, can you make them less so!!!! Donuts!
Speak soon!

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Thu Jul 10, 08 12:03 pm

Hey hey Kev! Glad you got there OK.... Kep us all posted mate. Its been Bananarama! down here!

Kev · Post by **Kev** » Thu Jul 10, 08 12:20 pm

Nope! I have the skills to get the visa, but I have to retrain for up to 10 months to get the licence to do my do, I can work as a @mate@ til then...................On Bananarama! money, but when I get the licence I'll earn good. I want to start a pool cleaning service in me mankini for desperate housewifes............Carole reckon's they will be well desperate to hire me..........Fair enough, but a housewife is a housewife!!!!

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Jul 10, 08 1:13 pm

Great to hear you've arrived safely, old bean!

Post by **TyreFryer** » Thu Jul 10, 08 1:59 pm

Good to see you back on Kev, all the best mate.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Thu Jul 10, 08 3:20 pm

you don't see the spiders

they see you!!!!!!!!

and you can't Out Wine the aussies they know best

mines a blue UDL

can i suggest

a bit of snorkeling at moreton bay Island... they built an un natural harbour by scuttling a load of old dredgers...really spooky and well dangerouse in a posidon adventure kind of way. don't swim the channel unles you can swim !!!! you go sideways faster than forwards

you can feed the dolphins as well.. they like vegemite hahn Preimium larger and fish

i saw a shark and filled me pants good job it was a toothless wobegong

and there is an open air resturant on corrination drive in toowong that has a 1 way mirror for its gents urinal and it makes up the back wall of the resturant. quite unerving being surrounded by diners and having a wee.

Gold coast is about and hour away but its worthwhile going down on a friday night for some gambling drinking and hot hooning action

will see plenty of vals crusing Brisvegas

and remmeber

burnt skin in blistering heat

sunburnt feet still feel the beat

ice cream and sunscreen are not the same thing

and you get burnt worse on the over cast days than full sun

May face head a neck aged 15 years in the 3 years i was in Oz....slip slop slap and wear a mexicans hat.

can we please see a piccy of you in full aussie workman attire

stubbies (watch ya nuts don't fall out one leg and get burnt) (burnt bits burnt nipples..... agony)
blundstones thick long socks
and a blue or green cotton pilots shirt with epolettes n pen pockets. K-mart or the terrible LOWES mens wear can provide.

Have a nice time

tired the XXXX yet? the brewary is just down the road..... tastes nout
like what we get here

i loved brissy

the possums in the park in the town centre are good for a chat when you are smashed and only bite if they think you are dead

i loved brissy top notch bonkers place with live bands in pubs and $5 steaks for lunch,

full of lovely cricketers in their nice white attire

i'm off to shed a little tear

steet clear of that cherry stuff cadburys make its the devils own chunder

oh yes there is a working farm you can visit about 30 miles up river that has the mother sheep out of babe as resident......first female film star ive met that let me tickle her under the chin

NICE

cop ya later as they say

Dave

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jul 10, 08 5:50 pm

Glad to hear you arrived OK, took the Val out for a spin yesterday, holy Bananarama! that 318 has a bit of poke about it.

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Thu Jul 10, 08 6:47 pm

Eh? Not the cut up one?

Glad to hear it's all going ok.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jul 10, 08 9:33 pm

Yeah Stu been flat out weldin for a fortnight, ran out of gas though so didnt bother putting the roof back on.

I only put 2 doors back on aswell just incase i ever need to sell it.