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Can someone lend me a wire coat hanger, two rolls of insulating tape, a woollen tea cosy and a length of electrical flex? I've got a great idea...
The pump don’t work coz the vandals took the handles.

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Plug that lot into the mains and it will make your Gimp suit light up :shock: ;)
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Maybe he just wanted to buy a wrinkled brown leather shoulder bag to go with his shoes and wanted to see what it might look like?
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Oh Dave that's mean...
The pump don’t work coz the vandals took the handles.

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You have to use your imagination a bit for that last one. :lol:
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Bill killed ?
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A Tadge unfortunate dont you agree the new film he was doing out there was called "Stretch", with hanging being the cause of his death :?
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Why take one rope into the closet when you can take two

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The Police there are as sharp minded as the Police here obviously.

"The initial cause of death is likely asphyxiation, which was probably caused by the rope that was tied around his neck,"
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Sandy wrote:Bill killed ?

Nice one Sandy. I appreciated that one if no one else did. :lol:
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I know his death is sad but the quotes from the police commander and the hospital worker made me laugh

http://www.dispatch.co.za/article.aspx?id=321135


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33 Plymouth wrote:I know his death is sad but the quotes from the police commander and the hospital worker made me laugh

http://www.dispatch.co.za/article.aspx?id=321135


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quote..........he may have died from masturbation,” he said.


You had better be careful Ray
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Brian J wrote: quote..........he may have died from masturbation,” he said.


You had better be careful Ray
:D
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guyver318 wrote: must have taken at least to tie lady boys to load him into the wardrobe..


....and how in the name of the Lord have you worked THAT out???? :lol:
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