interview

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 14, 09 4:07 pm

justin3663 wrote:hang on a moment.......

SHAVE DAMN YOU SHAVE

Patience fool,one thing at a time,already done four today i need a rest lol

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 14, 09 4:31 pm

Looks pretty presentable really.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 14, 09 4:36 pm

I just cant get used to suits

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Wed Oct 14, 09 4:36 pm

smashin

shave indeed

lookin good

middle button on a 3 button jacket
top on a 2 buttoner

unless you can't do em up....in which case wear a tie (no offense meant here my man boobs and stomach are too big compared to my back so all suits look a bit Alexi Sale on me)

undo just before one sits but remember to grasp the legs of the trousers just above the knee to hoick them up a bit as you sit to avoid

the dreaded baggy knee......

if you can't be arsed to co'ord socks with tie go with black. they will be visible once you are perched in the interview chair and Mickey and Minnie mouse are only good for the disney shop.

who is this super hero?

Sarge?

No

Rosemary the telephone operator?

No

Simon with his very large feet?

could beeeeeeeee

etc

best of luck fella.

listen, pause to think, speak
I fall down here every time, i start talking before i have finished thinking what the end of my senten........

and end up answering questions they have not asked and really couldn't care about

go simon go

Dave

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Oct 14, 09 4:43 pm

Dave on the whole part i havent got a clue what you just said [apart from the sit down interview bit

so just imagine me slowly backing off nodding my head looking for the door knob while slowly saying yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees then running for my life

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Wed Oct 14, 09 5:02 pm

not a problem.....its the thought that counts

just be calm

and all will be OK

Dave

TYREMAN · Post by **TYREMAN** » Wed Oct 14, 09 5:03 pm

Dave999 wrote:
undo just before one sits but remember to grasp the legs of the trousers just above the knee to hoick them up a bit as you sit to avoid

the dreaded baggy knee......

Dave

I though people did that to show off there socks? people like Terry Wogan

Post by **MattH** » Wed Oct 14, 09 7:46 pm

Dave, I used to love Hing Kong Fooey!

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Wed Oct 14, 09 9:42 pm

The Rules for Suit buttons is;

If you have 1 Button, do it up
If you have 2 buttons only do the top one.
If you have 3 buttons only do the top two.
If you have 4 buttons........ Buy a new Suit!

Its the Law, I read it in GQ!

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Wed Oct 14, 09 9:43 pm

The Rules for Suit buttons is;

If you have 1 Button, do it up
If you have 2 buttons only do the top one.
If you have 3 buttons only do the top two.
If you have 4 buttons........ Buy a new Suit!

Its the Law, I read it in GQ!

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Wed Oct 14, 09 9:45 pm

Sorry forgot to say you look very smart in the Suit Si. Thats gotta improve your chances of getting the job no end!

newport100 · Post by **newport100** » Wed Oct 14, 09 10:48 pm

at 30 seconds.... could it be .........?

TYREMAN · Post by **TYREMAN** » Wed Oct 14, 09 10:48 pm

Yes he looks good

Anyone else just a smart look will do

Joe blogs Shoes Farrah Kex a shirt tie, and a Sergio Tacchini sports jacket and you can not go far wrong

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Thu Oct 15, 09 11:21 am

TYREMAN wrote: Joe blogs Shoes Farrah Kex a shirt tie, and a Sergio Tacchini sports jacket and you can not go far wrong

Cant go far wrong where?? The Playboy Mansion?????

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Thu Oct 15, 09 12:18 pm

TYREMAN wrote:Yes he looks good

Anyone else just a smart look will do Joe blogs Shoes Farrah Kex a shirt tie, and a Sergio Tacchini sports jacket and you can not go far wrong

he's called Simon

not Salvatore

Dave