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Thatched cottages in Swindon......... come on Dave, you've been on the egg nog early this year :D

My mums dog went off a cliff in Cornwall when some kids let off some bangers a few weeks before 5th Nov. Got washed up on the beach below a few days later. Bit sad for mum.

Still love fireworks though, something childish about fire and gunpowder

Do agree that they will be banned one day though, but what next do we ban cos of noise? Planes, football matches, music festivals.
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Noise is a big issue J, it is not getting any quieter on the planet and we all need to sleep. I am sure at some point a lot of private aircraft will be fitted with secondary silencers rather than ban them, it would make a hell of a difference to people who live near airfields. But it is not really aircraft, football or music that causes so much distress to animals, they are all relatively quiet in comparison with fireworks.
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Yeah, I know, just want a few more years of being a big kid

I guess it must upset the wildlife, so count me in for the quiet camp next year Dave.

Also, I don't like the cold, why cant we have "quietworks" in the summer

Dragons Den here I come

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Justin G wrote:
My mums dog went off a cliff in Cornwall when some kids let off some bangers a few weeks before 5th Nov. Got washed up on the beach below a few days later. .

Sorry mate, now I LOVE animals, but that has made me bust a gut laughing and I dont know why.
My apologies, thats sick.
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Justin G wrote:Si has been planning this for ages, me and the kids are going like last year

He's sorted stuff out and got a daft haircut so I reckon we can dig a few holes in the field and light em up with a fag end

Happy days :thumbright:
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No offence taken clivey

I must admit it was quite funny at the time although I've never told my mum that. The dog was a bag of nerves anyway.

It was a 200ft drop mind!
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My dog cowers and shakes with her heart rate at about 200. Screws herself into a tiny space down the side of furniture. I'm caught - I enjoy a good display but the misery that dog suffers makes me with they wouldnt keep setting them off for a week either side.

I dont think the cliff things funny. If that happened to my dog it would be all I could do not to hurl the little Bananarama! down after her. :x
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I have 2 Jack Russells of differing opinions. the female,at the first sign of fireworks is choking on the lead,pulling for home. The male stops when there's a bang,looks around,then barks until the next one goes off,he watches the rockets and reluctantly comes indoors when there's stuff going off :lol:
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Justin G wrote:No offence taken clivey

I must admit it was quite funny at the time although I've never told my mum that. The dog was a bag of nerves anyway.

It was a 200ft drop mind!

Justin, stop it. Wee is coming out and I am in my office trying to work (sporadically) :lol:
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morgan wrote:If that happened to my dog it would be all I could do not to hurl the little Bananarama! down after her. :x

...I agree, which is why I csant understand why I thought Justins story was funny. I have got a warped sense of humour though


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All I have is visions of Roadrunner cartoons in my head now :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My last dog used to suffer bad with the fireworks. It was pitiful seeing her so distressed. We used to have to drug her but when she got old and ill it was too dangerous to give her the drugs. It used to really upset me.

Billy, the dog I have now, couldn't give a monkeys. :lol: It is such a relief. He doesn't like it if he sees the flash overhead mind. He flinches and starts heading for home. But he does not get into a state over it.
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Dave wrote:My last dog used to suffer bad with the fireworks. It was pitiful seeing her so distressed. We used to have to drug her but when she got old and ill it was too dangerous to give her the drugs. It used to really upset me.

Billy, the dog I have now, couldn't give a monkeys. :lol: It is such a relief. He doesn't like it if he sees the flash overhead mind. He flinches and starts heading for home. But he does not get into a state over it.
Good on yer Billy.......................Hermans the same, 'cept he sometimes runs off with the spent sticks when they land, Ajax just wants whatever I'm eating, ballux to fireworks :roll:
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for those with a problem with fireworks dont go to chios greece on a certain night of the year

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