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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 2:49 pm
by AllKiller
:lol: great double act you two :thumbright:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 2:54 pm
by Anonymous
...beats me Ivor, specially after you helped my good lady to her feet after she tripped over it and sprained her ankle in church during the Stations of the Cross last Sunday :lol:

The look on the Choir Master's face was spriceless. His batton seemed altoghether wasted after he saw what lay in the aisle :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 2:55 pm
by Ivor
...and I heard Father O'Malley would have helped out, but his doctor had told him not to lift anything too heavy...

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:02 pm
by Anonymous
...thats probably since his little 'incident' with the housekeeper in the Sacristy. He came looking for a block n tackle, some heavy twine and 100kg of Texaco 904 grease one night. I didnt want to enquire :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:14 pm
by Ivor
Ah, the housekeeper, I've heard about him...was his name Benny Diction? ;)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:35 pm
by Anonymous
Ivor wrote:Ah, the housekeeper, I've heard about him...was his name Benny Diction? ;)

Quite possibly. Apparently he had a daughter who is now a famous TV presenter - Novena McCall :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:40 pm
by Anonymous
...who is planning to marry a guy called Ivan....









....Gellical. :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:42 pm
by Ivor
I think we'd better stop before we get too esoteric and neither of us will have the chance of beatification.

Now then back to Santa and his boys :thumbright:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 3:44 pm
by Anonymous
I am getting very little in the way of Christmas Pressies. There is very little I want nor need.

Some clothes, and thats about it. Anything else I want is bought as-and-when in true 'bloke' fashion. :D

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 4:44 pm
by Blue
Same here....

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 5:13 pm
by Cannonball
Ivor wrote:Thanks Steve...I'm in charge of stuffing Christmas morning.

Rosie says she needs about a pound and a half of sausage meat...trouble is I don't whether to give the Butcher or Dunc a ring! :D
avail anytime ivor stuffin the game dunc,s the name really oughta help me old mate out and get his back on track ;) :D :D

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 5:22 pm
by Ivor
Cor Dunc, you're a real hero...so that's two lots of unwrapping for you to do then! :thumbright:

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 7:00 pm
by Kev
I do like a bit of Coop 8-)

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 07 7:06 pm
by latil
I thought he meant this coop