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"Cor! Coupla crackers over there, Stan!"
"Yeah! Let's go and chat 'em up"
"Alright Ladies?"
"Oh hello (giggle)! Is that your big red one (giggle)?"
"Yeah. Wanna go for a ride? Hu-hu-ho-hah-hah-hah!"
"We're you goin' (giggle)?"
"All the way, darlin'! Hu-hu-ho-hah-hah-hah!"
"OI! WHAT YOU TWO UP TO?"
"Awh no! It's Blakey!"
"Yeah! Let's go and chat 'em up"
"Alright Ladies?"
"Oh hello (giggle)! Is that your big red one (giggle)?"
"Yeah. Wanna go for a ride? Hu-hu-ho-hah-hah-hah!"
"We're you goin' (giggle)?"
"All the way, darlin'! Hu-hu-ho-hah-hah-hah!"
"OI! WHAT YOU TWO UP TO?"
"Awh no! It's Blakey!"
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RIP, Reg Varney, I Must Admit I Love 'On The Buses' Infact The 3 Kids That Live With Us, Know it Word For Word!
Love This Line, From The First Of The 3 Films, They Made.
'How Can I Run a Bus Service, With You Two, Sniffing After Clippies, Your Like a Couple of Sex Maniacs You Are!

Love This Line, From The First Of The 3 Films, They Made.
'How Can I Run a Bus Service, With You Two, Sniffing After Clippies, Your Like a Couple of Sex Maniacs You Are!

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1968 Dodge Charger.
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You are joking aren't you? They aren't even in the same ball park let alone the same league.Philth wrote:probably on a par with the Carry On's.
On The Buses was Bananarama!. I like the old 70's comedy stuff and the OTB series was absolute Pony compared to what else was about. I can't remember the name of the conductor that worked with Stan on the bus - tall skinny fella with grey harir, but I always wanted to see if I could break that massive nose with a 2x4.
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Clivey wrote:You are joking aren't you? They aren't even in the same ball park let alone the same league.Philth wrote:probably on a par with the Carry On's.
On The Buses was Bananarama!. I like the old 70's comedy stuff and the OTB series was absolute Pony compared to what else was about. I can't remember the name of the conductor that worked with Stan on the bus - tall skinny fella with grey harir, but I always wanted to see if I could break that massive nose with a 2x4.
crikey clive that,s a bit strong



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I just found that sort of cocky chirpy geezah type of old brit humour extremely irritating. You have two blokes giving it large over the ladies tryin it on all the time. One is a short fat middle aged bloke and the other is a tall skinny bloke that looks like Gonzo on crack. Right pair o pullers them two (of each others more likely).
As you can guess, I am not an OTB fan - although I would give Olive one
As you can guess, I am not an OTB fan - although I would give Olive one

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that,s where your goin wrong then clivey boy, A olive was a moose B Women like a fat bellied guy not some toned up hand bag,Clivey wrote:I just found that sort of cocky chirpy geezah type of old brit humour extremely irritating. You have two blokes giving it large over the ladies tryin it on all the time. One is a short fat middle aged bloke and the other is a tall skinny bloke that looks like Gonzo on crack. Right pair o pullers them two (of each others more likely).
As you can guess, I am not an OTB fan - although I would give Olive one

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