Mopar Muscle Association UK

Have to agree about BMW's, but I think the real evolution of @#+** drivers has got to go to the VAG group which runs as follows:

Golf TDi (doesn't matter about trim level from base to GTi) > Passat > Audi A3 > Audi TT > BMW 3 Series.

In all cases it doesn't matter how fast your going theres ALWAYS one of those right up your backside trying to get past!

GTI= Generally A Tit Inside

Oi, I got a Golf GTI to cheeky beggar.

Na gotta be the Triumph Herald made one out of two cars, the thing did not need a tank to pull it apart it did it on its own.
Back wheels leaned the wrong way till you took a leaf out and the interior was a thing to behold.

Now the vitesse that was another matter

Porsche.

Any Porsche. Hate them all.

Can't think of any other car I hate. I would rather have a Reliant Regal than a Porsche. At least the Reliant has the engine in the right place.

I'm with Si on this one - Toyota Pious. Not because of what it looks like, but what it stands for. A car for people that don't like cars. But the stupid buggers don't realise it has more impact on the environment because of the batteries.

The ugliest car ever made has to be the Citroen C2, "cut n shut". What were they thinking?

Volkswagen Passat.

I went to pick up a brand new one as a hire car the other day.

It had no key, some sort of plastic thing that pushed into the dashboard.

It wouldn't start.

Went back to the desk...you've got to press the break pedal and the clutch to get it started.

Oh, I'm chuffed to bits already.

Got it started, now I can't find the naffin' handbrake.

This car is some sort of a joke, it's electric with a button that releases it, what a great idea, when you are on a one in three hill.

The engine was like an old tractor.

The seats were like granite.

The interior was like the inside of a cheap hotel.

In short, it was the most boring, uninspiring poiece of junk I've ever had the misfortune to drive.

As for the overall Passat experience, it was akin to being locked inside portaloo, being dragged down a cart track by flock of woodpeckers.

Most things British,
All things French,
Most things German,
Most things Swedish,
Most things Italian,

Most things American.

Let's face it, 90% of US production is pretty pants. I should know - I drive it

You need a Lithuanian car Pete...

guyver318 wrote:any an all of them vauxhall tigra's...

Hey, lay off the Tigras! So far mine has been a joy to own (also the voluminous boot is very handy)

Citroen BX, those Darth Vader styled people carriers (something Indonesian I think), Phorshe Cayenne (proof that you can't buy good taste), Talbot Ranchero, Daf Variomatic cars, Cadillac bustlebacks of the '80s ... I can probably think of others.

Oooh, how about the Nissan X-Trail? The car born with a beige attitude

I hate Lexus but in particular that kin ugly convertible thing.

It's just sooooo hidiouse.


Hate Maxis and agree also on the Cayenne though I am partial to a 911.

any modern four banger that ive owned as they always seem to give me problems/breakdown etc then my smart arse mates tell me i should have bought a such and such car as they never breakdown and are great value

DOH!!!!

Australian ford capri
or mercury badge engineered US copy

mazda car made by ford to compete with the mazda MX 5

yup go figure

piece of poop



Morris ITAL



holden gemini



The lonsdale in the UK (chrysler made mitsubishi lancer everywhere else)





The mazda road pacer



yup a 2 tonne holden with a mazda rotary


these are all Bananarama!




Dave

Another bad car, an Alfa Romeo badged Nissan Cherry.

Any Mopar
well any that look better than mine and thats most of um.
They cost twice as much as any other classic yank.
Wish I had bought a chevy