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yeah and as it is a new mac, it has a built in camera, you want movie or stills?
I am keeping this Mopar....... SOLD!
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This me right now! I am a sick man!
I am keeping this Mopar....... SOLD!
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Jeff wrote:I/m up suffering with a runny bottom!
Three guys having a chat & asking whats the fastest thing they know.

1st guy says, I can blink my eyes so fast, you don't even see my eyelids close

2nd guy says, electricity. He said, by the time I have just flicked the light switch, the light is on.

3rd guys says, it must be the trots, it's so fast...when I run to the toilet, I don't even get time to blink or put the light on & have sheet myself :D
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Jeff wrote:This me right now! I am a sick man!
Better mot let the Canucks see that Jeff or you wont get in!! :-$
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Wow!!!!!!! how posh is that bog,check out the massive leather headrest..
If ya gonna have the tom tits you may as well do it in style... :thumbright:
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I was going to say "poor old Jeff, you're arse is in a right state", but then I realised...


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SOME of us have a social life and were out until LATE last night. :P
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david340 wrote:i don't no what to say half the time so i normally post noting.
That don`t stop Stroker Si :D :D :D
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Cuda440 wrote:
david340 wrote:i don't no what to say half the time so i normally post noting.
That don`t stop Stroker Si :D :D :D


Who???????????????????????


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WTF :lol:
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Post by Anonymous »

Feel sorry for you Jeff . :cry:
You may as well have some fun to cheer yourself up

















Do it in a helmet and punch it works for me with the wife's handbag.
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Not good Jeff, last Friday I got out of bed at 4.30 with bad pains in me guts. I threw my guts up and had the most serious bum ever! I threw up and blew out, on and off the bowl like a yoyo for over two hours. Still don't know what it was. These ISight cameras make you look ill anyway I think :D
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Christ Dave you need to eat some red meat :shock:
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