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RobTwin wrote:
mopar_mark wrote:Bob,
Once your gone mate, you can sleep as much as you like... :shock:
Thats a cheerful thought Mark :shock: :lol:

I was thinking of asking when youre gonna get your car painted but didnt know how high up your to-do list it was. I thought you might opt for a bit more test'n'tune before tarting her up ....... not that I'm complaining tho, cant wait to see the new paint & billboards =P~
Lets face it Rob I must be at the top of the list :cry:

And Red if they were in my shed they would be sitting on a lawnmower with a spade up there thong.
Picture's please.
Is this thread in the waterSHED I can't remember :D
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Bob, thats good news & nice to hear.
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I have been working in Poland for the last 3 years, each time I escape I get sent back, hence the name Polditz

But this sentence definitely finishes end of Sept :thumbright:
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Polditz

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Mark it must be strange to work in an empty country everyone I speak to tells me they are all over here :lol:
And if all the men are over here who is using all them blades?
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Knightcharger wrote:And if all the men are over here who is using all them blades?
I have no idea mate, but I know we sell about 6 billion a year
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OMG

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OMG that's a lot of hairy women over there then Mate :shock:
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Knightcharger wrote:OMG that's a lot of hairy women over there then Mate :shock:
Now that is a big, big mistake :shock:

They certainly have nice women in Poland, well at least the town where I'm working ;)
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Nuf said I am going to bed to dream about a smooth shaven polish girl :D
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Knightcharger wrote:;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Nuf said I am going to bed to dream about a smooth shaven polish girl :D
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sweet Dreams :thumbright:
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8-[ :binky: :sleepy2: :banghead:
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:shock:
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Knightcharger wrote:;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Nuf said I am going to bed to dream about a smooth shaven polish "BOY" :D
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Told you that he "BAT`S BOTH SIDES"................................ ;) ;) ;)


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Wakey, Wakey !
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You woke me up then Mark.
Are we there yet dad ..... 10 to the gallon but worth it.

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The one comfort I have being the oldest member of the club.
One day you will all understand.
When you get there, a dead sheep is exiting as long as it is still warm :D
I bwould aslo like to add I have never polished a boy. ;)
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