Help me. PLEASE!!!!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Nov 12, 04 6:01 pm

I had that from a lass at work. I turned up in the Buick and she always b!tched about that car every time she saw it. Like making a special trip right across the office to say

"I see you've come in that ugly big car again today. You know what they say about men with big cars?"

"What, that they need to have exceptional spacial awareness?"

that shut her up.

and on another occasion (she was obsessed with this)

"Guys with big cars are just compensating for being small 'down there' you know"

"Aye well, at least I got a nice car to make up for it."

and the "almost a trip to HR"

"your cars really ugly"
"well at least it stays in the car park rather than coming bothering me all the time at my desk"

There is another, but I'm not sure if its a family orientated enough comment to reproduce here.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Nov 12, 04 6:16 pm

hahahahaha!!!!!

Thats superb.

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Sat Nov 13, 04 2:29 am

Pure class Tel!! :nike:

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Nov 15, 04 8:50 am

Well, I am sure you will all (plese do not use camoflaged swear words in posts) yourseves to know that when we went out on Saturday, we got to eastbourne and the big ends went. You should have heard the noise - awful, and highly embarrassing. We sat in the reception of the sovereign sports centre at Eastbourne for 2.5 hours waiting for the AA to come and recover the car.

I must now pull and rebuild her before she can be started again. Good time of year for it to happen, but not at that time, with that person in the car. She was highly amused and was not bothered at all, which made me try and laugh it off but deep inside, I wanted to do a Jackie Pallow "hammer lockin bar" on ANYONE who even SMILED at me.

What a load of ....

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Nov 15, 04 8:55 am

thats bad news mate,good luck with the rebuild

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Nov 15, 04 8:57 am

Damn that sucks. I know what you mean about waiting for the AA though.

Years ago I blew the Buick motor up once on the way to Billing yank weekend and as I'm sitting on the hard shoulder with the hood up and smoke drifting down the carridge way theres numpties in Caddys and Camaros WAVING as they cruise past. Cheers guys.

One guy stopped to see if I was OK, needed help, etc. and was driving a very tidy white '73 or so Charger SE. Couldn't do much as I'd completely killed it, but at least they stopped and asked. Mopar guys huh?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Nov 16, 04 11:49 am

Sorry about the disguised profanity in my last mail. Got a bit carried away through the dismay of my recent engine shennanigans.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Nov 18, 04 11:17 am

Not even I would relieve my self at that news Clivey, soz to hear about that misfortune, hope it dosent work out to expensive and time consuming.