Posted: Sun Jun 01, 08 8:37 pm
Thanks Nana, I went over and said hello today 
A report from the bards track.
Well as it was the first time I could go to a meet for some time and although I was still hobbling with stitches in my knee I was glad to be let out and keep with Adam company in the recovery truck after a no show from Al, No neck and Chevy John.
Cruised up the A40 like professional teamsters and stopped at the services where Adam introduced me to Kentucky zingers which seemed to stay with me all weekend?
Arrived in style at the track took the pit on slicks out on the road and booked in to the Band B and went back to the track to throw a few beers with the MMA crew.
Woke up and had a full English and looked forward to a great days spectating and supporting Adams assault on the tens.
At breakfast Adam gave me £200 in £20's which he owed me and then got confused, which is very easy for me, leaving the B and B and thought I had put my wallet in my left tracksuit pocket thinking, this is a mistake, and should have put in my hold all.
Got to the track and hopped the pit down the scrutineering lane then stopped to sign on and thought must buy a hat as last time at the HRD got to much sun and went all queer.
AHHHHHHHHH lost my wallet.
Hobbled up and down he scrute line and nothing, crawled all round the Pit emptied my holdall then panic and paranoia sets in and eventually report it lost or stolen in the control office bogs, showers and gatehouse where every body was very kind and said they often had lost wallets handed in.
Knowing my luck lately I decided two hours later to phone the wife.
Darling -Yes- could you do me a little favour?- whats that darling?
We-ell could you cancel all our credit cards as I have lost my wallet-
YOUV'E WHAT YOU STUPID XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXX
I CANT LET YOU OUT OF MY SITE FOR ONE MINUTE!
WAS THERE ANY CASH IN IT ?
Well Adam had just given me £200.
WHAT YOU STUPID XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX.
Two hours later she phoned me back to say I had to get on the phone to the local police and get an incident number as my driving licence was also in the wallet and the chance of ID theft was high.
AND BY THE WAY DON'T DO ANYTHING ELSE YOU STUPD GIT AS YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY YOU XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXX.
Bye love you.
Well as you would imagine this kinda ruined my day as well, although I tried to put it down to one of those things it kept coming to the fore and I had some black thoughts thinking some toe rag was having a cheap week end at my expense.
So I apolagise If I did not mingle or socialise to much but I was in pain and pretty suicidal as I had to go home and face inspector Poirot.
Adams and the other MMA members runs cheered me up a bit and finally loaded up the pit and trucked IT back to sunny Watford.
As we approached home I reached over to get my hold all and put the Sat Nav away and brushed the end pocket of the bag where my wash things were and felt a square shaped lump.
NO it cant be ?
Opened the zip and yep there it was the little black bannanerama.
Well you can imagine when I got in she accused me of looking with yep
MAN EYES?
But in the end I had my wallet and no harm done or so I thought.
Next day she says I am of to ASDA which I should have done yesterday but did not get time cos of you.
Oh buy the way as I cant use any of our credit cars give me your wallet!
Yep you got it she took my £200 so I lost it ant way.
The moral of the story is don't think ill of others and never look for something you have lost with-
MAN EYES.
See you all at the NAT'S if I don't loose my car on the way
Bob
)....... glad you found it son 
