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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 10:18 am
by Anonymous
Hi Jeff,

Every club has one, some clubs have two or three, a few clubs are Full of 'em!!!
Clubs not to get involved with normally contain Balls!
Very small ones that get lost in the grass or stuck in bunkers?
Slightly larger ones have over-paid primadonna's that would be betta orf emptying bins?

Then there are the clubs that involve CARS.
Full of Wannabee's and No-Hopers, but we all gotta start somewhere LOL!!!

Membership prices should be a reward system?
People who post rubbish should be charged +£1 every time they do it.
People who post good helpful answers to fellow members will be -£1 for next years membership.
That way the Idiots will be priced outta the club.
Sensible folks will therefore pay a peppercorn fee for being a jolly nice and helpful Chappie???

There's always Facebook for the complete knobs!!! :D

Green Hornet rides again.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 12:32 pm
by Cannonball
baccaruda wrote:Hi Jeff,

Every club has one, some clubs have two or three, a few clubs are Full of 'em!!!
Clubs not to get involved with normally contain Balls!
Very small ones that get lost in the grass or stuck in bunkers?
Slightly larger ones have over-paid primadonna's that would be betta orf emptying bins?

Then there are the clubs that involve CARS.
Full of Wannabee's and No-Hopers, but we all gotta start somewhere LOL!!!

Membership prices should be a reward system?
People who post rubbish should be charged +£1 every time they do it.
People who post good helpful answers to fellow members will be -£1 for next years membership.
That way the Idiots will be priced outta the club.
Sensible folks will therefore pay a peppercorn fee for being a jolly nice and helpful Chappie???

There's always Facebook for the complete knobs!!! :D

Green Hornet rides again.
like it baccs,

this club is mild as hell i used to know a geezer who,s old man was in to metal detectin and everyone on that forum was wantin to fight each other callin each other etc, as soon as anythn like that happens here its modded off we are the kindergarten of web sites like a kids nursery,,,,, :lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 12:35 pm
by Trigger_Andy
Cannonball wrote: as soon as anythn like that happens here its modded off we are the kindergarten of web sites like a kids nursery,,,,, :lol: :lol:
:lol: :thumbright:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 12:43 pm
by Cannonball
Trigger_Andy wrote:Dunc, you said BIG BALLS! Im now offended! Please remove those choice words and replace them with BIG FURRY DICE! ;) :D
just so you know triggs that was not actually aimed at you,
you know my only gripe with you, ;) :D

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 12:48 pm
by Trigger_Andy
Cannonball wrote:
Trigger_Andy wrote:Dunc, you said BIG BALLS! Im now offended! Please remove those choice words and replace them with BIG FURRY DICE! ;) :D
just so you know triggs that was not actually aimed at you,
you know my only gripe with you, ;) :D
I never thought it was! (Now I have a sneaky paranoid feeling it was!) :D

Yes, I know your gripe with me! :lol: It was freshly waxed last night, the deed was done, and much appreciated! :twisted:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 12:48 pm
by Cannonball
Trigger_Andy wrote:
Cannonball wrote:
Trigger_Andy wrote:Dunc, you said BIG BALLS! Im now offended! Please remove those choice words and replace them with BIG FURRY DICE! ;) :D
just so you know triggs that was not actually aimed at you,
you know my only gripe with you, ;) :D
I never thought it was! (Now I have a sneaky paranoid feeling it was!) :D

Yes, I know your gripe with me! :lol: It was freshly waxed last night, the deed was done, and much appreciated! :twisted:
thats ma boy, :D :D

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 1:05 pm
by Pete
Well, Lads - go and play in the 'shed where the rules are more relaxed - that's what its there for :thumbright:

BTW, regarding the above I'm with you all the way, Duncan ;) ;) :thumbright: We clearly have the same tastes!

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 4:04 pm
by sublimemike
Guess I should get to meet some of you tomorrow. I'm right with Bacca on the facebook thing - that kinda crap isn't for me - gotta try and keep the kids off it as well. :)

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 4:44 pm
by TYREMAN
baccaruda wrote:
Then there are the clubs that involve CARS.
Full of Wannabee's and No-Hopers, but we all gotta start somewhere LOL!!!

.
That's me! :shock: :D

Keep hoping :thumbright:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 5:24 pm
by Trigger_Andy
TYREMAN wrote:
baccaruda wrote:
Then there are the clubs that involve CARS.
Full of Wannabee's and No-Hopers, but we all gotta start somewhere LOL!!!

.
That's me! :shock: :D

Keep hoping :thumbright:
The wannabee or no hoper Tony? :read2: :lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 11 8:18 pm
by TYREMAN
Both! want a car! no hope of getting one yet :D

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 11 5:45 pm
by steve h
Cannonball wrote:
baccaruda wrote:
There's always Facebook for the complete knobs!!!

this club is mild as hell
:iagree: :lol: