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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 10 3:52 pm
by Anonymous
Tut tut Dave.
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 10 4:08 pm
by Dave999
never been speficially to yorkshire...other than sheffield doncaster wakefield and leeds once by accident
only through yorkshire
but i have drunk a few pints of Theakstons old todger and websters dancin in ya vestanpants bitter
any county that spawns them thar beers is fine by me
Dave
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 10 10:21 pm
by andyrob
Back on 'snowing' & off smut, been to stirling in scotland today what a trip
8am till now, 14hrs & have seen some really pretty sights of northumberland/scotland under the most snow ive seen for yrs & some horrible sights like jack knifed trucks & various cars & vans on there roofs, drove 2 hgv's down, had to get one dug out with a loading shovel before we could start it up, snow must have been well over 2 ft deep where it was !!
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 10 10:40 pm
by JohnR
Kipping at the yard tonight can't be arsssssed with the prats on the road asked Roy to wake me in the morning if he gets in off doing snow clearing with the Jcb's in the morning Roy to sSutton Royal Marsden and me to Tesco in Brooklands !!!!!!
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 8:01 am
by ANTON
Took me one and a half hour to do two miles last night and a frien from work lives near gatwick and she left work at five yesterday and was still not home at midnight last night. It is amazing how snow brings this country to a stand still. JohnR I hope this is good for bussiness at least someone shoud benefit out of this.
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 8:43 am
by latil
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 9:08 am
by Dave-R
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 11:04 am
by andyrob
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 11:15 am
by Dave999
perhaps an impostor...his mam probably came from Yarm
Dave
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 11:51 am
by Dave-R
Dave999 wrote:perhaps an impostor...his mam probably came from Yarm
Dave
That would be Ben Klemenzson from Classic American.
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 12:04 pm
by JohnR
They will not send gritters out at night as they do not want to pay the overtime !!! had a comfy night at the yard but Roy got here at 6.00 am could have had another hour in bed !!!! finnished my stuff and waiting for another snow job
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 1:06 pm
by Dave999
Dave wrote:Dave999 wrote:perhaps an impostor...his mam probably came from Yarm
Dave
That would be Ben Klemenzson from Classic American.
what....he sprang from the loins of Klemenzson....
this gets even more sinister..........
i can see the front pages already
Coat wearing Geordie's mother states mid 70s Mercury Wagons are good for carting stuff about shocker!!!!!
Dave
the geordie thermometer
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 10 1:25 pm
by 74challenger318
just found this:
The Geordie Thermometer
50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.
40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.
30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their windows
down
20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw a
t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)
10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the North
Sea.
Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last
barbecue before it gets cold.
Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a
lightweight jacket.
Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Geordie Boy scouts
start wearing long trousers.
Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on
their long johns.
Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the
pubs are shut.
Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on
Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.
Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their
feet and blow on their hands.
Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over..........Sunderland qualify for Europe.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 10 9:29 am
by Charger
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 10 10:43 am
by Dave-R
Oooh! I am going to nick that for my Facebook status.
