A favorite of mine - recently remembered. (Joke)
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 08 3:02 pm
A tramp walks into a pub. As soon as he gets to the bar, the barman says 'sorry fella, we don't serve your kind in here'.
The tramp replies that he will quite happily leave, but only if the barman gives him a fork. The barman hands the fork over and the tramp leaves.
2 minutes later another tramp walks in. As soon as he gets to the bar, the barman states 'look, we don't serve your kind in here, can you please leave!'
The tramp replies' s'okay mate, i only want a fork'. The barman hands over the fork and the tramp leaves.
5 minutes later, a third tramp walks in. As soon as HE gets to the bar, he gets the same treatment from the barman. But this tramp replies 'its ok fella, but would you mind giving me a straw before I go?'.
The barman quizzically asks 'What the hell is going on? Two of your mates have just been in for a fork, and now you turn up looking for a straw. What are you all up to?'
And the tramp replies:
'Someone has been sick outside and the other two have had all the best bits'.
Boom boom.
The tramp replies that he will quite happily leave, but only if the barman gives him a fork. The barman hands the fork over and the tramp leaves.
2 minutes later another tramp walks in. As soon as he gets to the bar, the barman states 'look, we don't serve your kind in here, can you please leave!'
The tramp replies' s'okay mate, i only want a fork'. The barman hands over the fork and the tramp leaves.
5 minutes later, a third tramp walks in. As soon as HE gets to the bar, he gets the same treatment from the barman. But this tramp replies 'its ok fella, but would you mind giving me a straw before I go?'.
The barman quizzically asks 'What the hell is going on? Two of your mates have just been in for a fork, and now you turn up looking for a straw. What are you all up to?'
And the tramp replies:
'Someone has been sick outside and the other two have had all the best bits'.
Boom boom.
