Cloud of smoke
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 08 1:06 pm
Little Johnny`s neighbour had a baby but he was born without ears.
Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a smack.
Johnny looked in the cot and said " what a lovely baby, lovely feet, hands and skin. how is his eyesight ? "
The baby`s mother said it was perfect.
" That`s great, because you`d be Bananarama'd if he needed glasses "
Johnny and his mum went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a smack.
Johnny looked in the cot and said " what a lovely baby, lovely feet, hands and skin. how is his eyesight ? "
The baby`s mother said it was perfect.
" That`s great, because you`d be Bananarama'd if he needed glasses "
