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Be happy
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 12:35 pm
by Dave999
cheer up all you Bananarama!
life could be worse
you could have a wooden leg
terrible halitosis
a 90 degree bend in ya nadger
in growing toe nails and piles
an Austin allegro
tape worms
beige trousers
a spot that bursts to let out loads of little spiders
half a worm sticking out of yer apple
fur balls.
a scrotum the size of kent and velcro pants
jings
the suns oot and it build a burger day in the canteen
so if i come back this afternoon and you are all still miserable not one of you will have any tea
Dave
Re: Be happy
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 12:41 pm
by Anonymous
Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.

Re: Be happy
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 12:44 pm
by Dave-R
Fingers wrote:Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.

Yes.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 12:49 pm
by Anonymous
Damn!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 1:10 pm
by Ivor
Terrible halitosis is better than no breath at all...

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 1:50 pm
by Dave999
very true sir but combine it with any of the other options and my god.....THEN you are in trouble
Dave
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 1:59 pm
by Ivor
Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Re: Be happy
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 2:04 pm
by Holly
Dave wrote:Fingers wrote:Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.

Yes.
Naw, my Chevette was brill, possibly the best car I've ever owned!
Anywho, in the spirit of this thread, I'm happy as can be 'cause of various great things that are going on in my life right now

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 2:42 pm
by Gareth
Ivor wrote:Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:19 pm
by Ivor
Good guess Gareth, but you're wrong!

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:36 pm
by Anonymous
Can't we do another word association thread instead?
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:37 pm
by TyreFryer
That'll be the Archers!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:38 pm
by steveo
Gareth wrote:Ivor wrote:Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team

the final countdown
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:51 pm
by Ivor
Nope, it's a tune from a four piece popular beat combo of the 70's!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 08 3:54 pm
by steveo
YMCA ......

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