Pete Wiseman’s Sox and Martin tribute Barracuda
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 09 9:17 pm
Well, as a good corporate citizen, I thought it was about time to put a few words together, and hopefully a couple of interesting pictures about my ’69 Barracuda.
Before I met “Blue”, I was happy, more wealthy, heavily into “E” bodies and polishing.
Unfortunately I made the grave error of needing a bigger radiator for my ’71 440 six pack Barracuda ‘vert; and made matters worse by responding to one of Blue’s advertisements.
At this point the rot set in, and I was encouraged to run the car at Santa Pod (against the famed “Brisbane Taxi” no less) and my problems just multiplied.
The problem was (as all hardened racers will know) is that while I did beat the taxi (big blocks rule!!!), whilst coming off the start line you could actually feel the car “wind up” and twist along its axis. Clearly this vehicle would not last very long, afford me much protection; and was not the right tool for the job.
Rule 1: “Don’t take a knife to a gunfight”.
There was only one answer. The car had to go. Go it did, back to the ‘States as has been the way with many a nice car..........
But what to replace it with?
More counsel from Blue indicated that the smallest possible package with the biggest motor was the order of the day.
Rule 2: “Less weight is free horsepower”.
Fortunately, or so it seemed at the time, that smashing Mr Nick Osgathorpe – he of “Excalibur" nostalgia blown Hemi rail fame – had a lovely little unmolested 1969 Plymouth (right make!!) Barracuda Fastback (right body style!!) for sale.
Unmolested meant: 318 v8, 904 auto transmission, power steering, power drum brakes, weedy prop shaft, even more weedy 7 ¼” (now known as a seven-and-a-slaughter for obvious reasons) rear axle, 14” wheels, and air conditioning.
In other words, TOTALLY wrong for its intended application – other than the important fact that it was a virtually rust free body.
I eagerly paid over the very reasonable amount to Mr.Osgathorpe and off I went; safe in the knowledge that Tony Oksien would never talk to me again if I cut up such a straight and honest numbers matching car.
That would not present a problem – I’d get Blue to cut it up!!!
When I got the car, I had a clear vision on how it would turn out.
THere now follows another classic example of how hind sight would have been such a wonderful and money-saving thing!
It would DEFINITELY be a small block, who needs a heavy old big block?
It would DEFINITELY have a 4 speed transmission, boy! That would be fun!
It would DEFINITELY have an 8 ¾” rear axle with a Suregrip, High gears (later known as “non-gay” gears).
It HAD to be on super stock springs to have that old time traditional look.
It would have to be manual steering.
It would need further lightening.
It would need further strengthening – even a roll cage – how cool, is this allowed on the street?
It would be a street-driven bruiser that could cut it at the track – it had to run 12’s.
The reason I am writing this down, is so at the end of this sorry tale of poor project management you can see how many “must haves” have indeed remained......
Before I met “Blue”, I was happy, more wealthy, heavily into “E” bodies and polishing.
Unfortunately I made the grave error of needing a bigger radiator for my ’71 440 six pack Barracuda ‘vert; and made matters worse by responding to one of Blue’s advertisements.
At this point the rot set in, and I was encouraged to run the car at Santa Pod (against the famed “Brisbane Taxi” no less) and my problems just multiplied.
The problem was (as all hardened racers will know) is that while I did beat the taxi (big blocks rule!!!), whilst coming off the start line you could actually feel the car “wind up” and twist along its axis. Clearly this vehicle would not last very long, afford me much protection; and was not the right tool for the job.
Rule 1: “Don’t take a knife to a gunfight”.
There was only one answer. The car had to go. Go it did, back to the ‘States as has been the way with many a nice car..........
But what to replace it with?
More counsel from Blue indicated that the smallest possible package with the biggest motor was the order of the day.
Rule 2: “Less weight is free horsepower”.
Fortunately, or so it seemed at the time, that smashing Mr Nick Osgathorpe – he of “Excalibur" nostalgia blown Hemi rail fame – had a lovely little unmolested 1969 Plymouth (right make!!) Barracuda Fastback (right body style!!) for sale.
Unmolested meant: 318 v8, 904 auto transmission, power steering, power drum brakes, weedy prop shaft, even more weedy 7 ¼” (now known as a seven-and-a-slaughter for obvious reasons) rear axle, 14” wheels, and air conditioning.
In other words, TOTALLY wrong for its intended application – other than the important fact that it was a virtually rust free body.
I eagerly paid over the very reasonable amount to Mr.Osgathorpe and off I went; safe in the knowledge that Tony Oksien would never talk to me again if I cut up such a straight and honest numbers matching car.
That would not present a problem – I’d get Blue to cut it up!!!
When I got the car, I had a clear vision on how it would turn out.
THere now follows another classic example of how hind sight would have been such a wonderful and money-saving thing!
It would DEFINITELY be a small block, who needs a heavy old big block?
It would DEFINITELY have a 4 speed transmission, boy! That would be fun!
It would DEFINITELY have an 8 ¾” rear axle with a Suregrip, High gears (later known as “non-gay” gears).
It HAD to be on super stock springs to have that old time traditional look.
It would have to be manual steering.
It would need further lightening.
It would need further strengthening – even a roll cage – how cool, is this allowed on the street?
It would be a street-driven bruiser that could cut it at the track – it had to run 12’s.
The reason I am writing this down, is so at the end of this sorry tale of poor project management you can see how many “must haves” have indeed remained......