Mopar Muscle Association UK

You have to laugh.

My Dad once came back to where he had parked during a shopping trip once and found just an empty space. He walked down to the Police station a couple of minutes away and reported it stolen.

After spending an hour reporting the theft he went for the bus and found that he had parked his car in an almost identical street one corner down from where he thought he had parked it.

My mum did an even better one once.
She came home with the wrong red Cortina.

My Dad had to drive her back to where she found it and get our own Cortina back. Luckily the parking space was still there and the owner had not noticed it was missing.

I got into the wrong Cortina once, after un-locking it and wondering why my interior was a hideous yellow.

Alex and I parked his black Volvo T5 in the Trafford centre and later spent 45 minutes looking for it.

He was convinced it had been stolen to order for a drive-by; but we found it lurking where it was originally parked - that place is vast.....

Pete wrote:
He was convinced it had been stolen to order for a drive-by; but we found it lurking where it was originally parked - that place is vast.....

maybe they stole it, did a drive by, then put it back

Dumbass...

Not very long ago at all, I stopped to let a minibus reverse out of a space in front of some local shops, as it was already edging out as I approached. A few seconds later, it just stopped in the middle of the road in front of me. Yep, you guessed it... No-one in it!. Much tooting of our horns later, the disgruntled crowd watched as the bloke finally suantered out of one of the shops, stopped, stared at everyone staring back in disbelief, pulled a "what the hell's with this bunch of Eejits" face, then jumped out of his skin as he realised it was HE who was the Eejit.

He promptly sprinted to his minibus, jumped in, fired up and took off without even a wave of apology.

You're welcome, Mate.

Cock.