Mopar Muscle Association UK

Only in Brum....quality!!

Remember back in the day when I was a multidrop delivery driver seeing Bananarama! like that everyday.

Yardley was by far the best!!

I've seen on more than one occasion, people drive down past shops and literally just stop the car in the active lane, get out and go in!

Thing is they do it like its normal practice.......don't even batter an eyelid!!!

When I lived in North London, we had what I used to call Greek Parking. You'd be in a line of traffic and the hazard lights would go on the car in front and everyone would get out, parked! We also had the Greek doorbell, pull up outside a house and blast the horn until someone came out or not. It was always a BMW or Mercedes and they were always Greek, mind you virtually everyone was around Green Lanes at the time.

I used to rent a lockup round the corner. One day in a hurry I went round to get my car out and there was a car directly across my access. One trolley jack exercise later and said car was like the one pictured,and off I went
Next time up the pub my local alrightish copper said "What do you know about the Renault 5 parked sideways" I just nothing and he just said not to pull that stunt again

When I lived in London I had a nabour that said I could not park outside her house as it was her parking space. No dropped Kirb public road.

So I brought a ford grandad estate barge for £50 Took it to the ace cafe and did donuts on the round about till the box exploded.

I then towed it outside her house and filled it with scrap metal
Eg: a fire damaged Toyota supra I was breaking. Floor pans roof the whole sha bang.

Lasted 9 months till the tax ran out

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My neighbour has a mate who is a total bananarama.
Proper flash idiot who buys early sports cars ( B reg Porsche 924 was one !) and thinks he's a millionaire !!
And always parks behind my truck !!
Well. Used to.
Last summer I was in a bit of a hurry and there was and early 911 vert behind the truck.
Had enough.
I fired the truck up and buried the throttle covering the whole of one side and a lot of the interior with a nice watery Mopar excrement.!!!
He came running out in horror. I shouted above the rumble " sorry mate. Just warming it up. The chokes packed up "

He hasn't parked there since !

not just Birmingham Steve