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Dave wrote:Yup. It smelled of hoax as soon as I started reading it. For a start in this country you would never get a response from one police car for at least two hours after the event let alone several within minutes. :lol:
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I work for a bit of BT associated with mobile phones and i can promise you if you ain't got a signal you ain't making a call !
Those little masts you see by the roadside with the white 'coffins' on top are what your mobile has to 'see' to connect to the rest of the world, ('see' cos they work by microwave which behaves a lot like light)incidentally if you're below one you're phone won't connect cos the coffins point outwards but unless you're out in the sticks you'll usually have a few sites in reach. :read2:
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I like it Dave :thumbright:
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Ring 999 and before they ask what service you want, say, "Ive killed them all"
You'd be surprised how quick they come then........ :D
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AllKiller wrote:Ring 999 and before they ask what service you want, say, "Ive killed them all"
You'd be surprised how quick they come then........ :D
Just say a key number of specific words in a conversation by email or phone and you will have far more the local bobby around to see you...you'd even get a helicopter to follow ya around!! :thumbright:
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RedRaven wrote:.......you'd even get a helicopter to follow ya around!! :thumbright:
:lol: brilliant, saves buying the lad a remote one for Xmas
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AllKiller wrote:
RedRaven wrote:.......you'd even get a helicopter to follow ya around!! :thumbright:
:lol: brilliant, saves buying the lad a remote one for Xmas
Yeah...but the only remote thing about it is the location of the island they send you to where the geneva convention doest apply or exist for that matter... :shock: :shock:
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