Whats Santa getting you for Christmas

AllKiller · Post by **AllKiller** » Thu Dec 20, 07 2:49 pm

great double act you two

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 20, 07 2:54 pm

...beats me Ivor, specially after you helped my good lady to her feet after she tripped over it and sprained her ankle in church during the Stations of the Cross last Sunday

The look on the Choir Master's face was spriceless. His batton seemed altoghether wasted after he saw what lay in the aisle

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Dec 20, 07 2:55 pm

...and I heard Father O'Malley would have helped out, but his doctor had told him not to lift anything too heavy...

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:02 pm

...thats probably since his little 'incident' with the housekeeper in the Sacristy. He came looking for a block n tackle, some heavy twine and 100kg of Texaco 904 grease one night. I didnt want to enquire

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:14 pm

Ah, the housekeeper, I've heard about him...was his name Benny Diction?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:35 pm

Ivor wrote:Ah, the housekeeper, I've heard about him...was his name Benny Diction?

Quite possibly. Apparently he had a daughter who is now a famous TV presenter - Novena McCall

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:40 pm

...who is planning to marry a guy called Ivan....

....Gellical.

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:42 pm

I think we'd better stop before we get too esoteric and neither of us will have the chance of beatification.

Now then back to Santa and his boys

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 20, 07 3:44 pm

I am getting very little in the way of Christmas Pressies. There is very little I want nor need.

Some clothes, and thats about it. Anything else I want is bought as-and-when in true 'bloke' fashion.

Blue · Post by **Blue** » Thu Dec 20, 07 4:44 pm

Same here....

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Thu Dec 20, 07 5:13 pm

Ivor wrote:Thanks Steve...I'm in charge of stuffing Christmas morning.

Rosie says she needs about a pound and a half of sausage meat...trouble is I don't whether to give the Butcher or Dunc a ring!

avail anytime ivor stuffin the game dunc,s the name really oughta help me old mate out and get his back on track

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Dec 20, 07 5:22 pm

Cor Dunc, you're a real hero...so that's two lots of unwrapping for you to do then!

Kev · Post by **Kev** » Thu Dec 20, 07 7:00 pm

I do like a bit of Coop

latil · Post by **latil** » Thu Dec 20, 07 7:06 pm

I thought he meant this coop