You guys are just not taking this serious.
I feel for the poor guy.
Jeff was actually on his way out to an important meeting when he walked past his car too closely, caught his leg on the bumper, and put a ladder in his tights.
So he then had to go to the shops to get a new pair, was late for the meeting, and missed out on an important contract! All because of that damn car!
So show a little sympathy for the guy will you? After all. It could just as easily happen to you.
