Well thanks for that Mister R!
I'll agree that it's no Sophia Loren, but when I've finished with it, it'll be lovely...
Anyway, news update, I've tracked down the guy, I plumbed his number into my phone incorrectly (I can be a complete numpty, at times), which is why he didn't receive any of my messages. But all sorted now and the old girl will be heading south in the next week or so, so I'll post some snaps.