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No No No , i got one back (two escaped) & told the RSPCA i have still got a white one on the run , sooo , a week later they phone me to say they have found a white one 3 miles from where i live.

Went to pick him up but thought 'he looks a bit different , maybe cos he's been on the run for 5 weeks' , so took him thinking he was mine , put him in the cage & he started getting fresh with the females , the other male got the hump & all hell broke loose , plus he bit through me finger & out the other side , he is now back with the RSPCA.

Stil got one on the loose.

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Re: Ferrets

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Knightcharger wrote:(BTW What do you call a bunch of ferrets?)
A business of ferrets :thumbright:
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Sorry

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Sorry Adam I did not get the facts right.
But I was laughing so much when you told me I did not listen :D
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Ferretys

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I always thought it was a flurry of ferrets?
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Brutus wrote:Went to pick him up but thought 'he looks a bit different , maybe cos he's been on the run for 5 weeks'

Ferrets on the Run, should of been a movie, far better than Nuns on the rum:D :D :D ( Just noticed the spelling mistake, but thought thats even better, than Nuns on the Run)

Surprised you can still give it the thumbright, after he bit through it :lol:

I thought if the scent glands were removed they dont smell so much, is this true or not a good thing to have done ?
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Re: Ferretys

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Knightcharger wrote:I always thought it was a flurry of ferrets?
No, your getting confused with McDonalds :D :D
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Been playing with fibreglass this weekend (apart from when I accompanied the Mrs to buy half a garden centre) god I forgot how much I hate that poxy stuff.

Still pleased with the results, even if I did screw up initially yesterday & didn't put enough hardener in :shock:
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Scent away

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Mark if you had your scent glands removed you would not be able to smell that burning rubber. :D
Ok what do you call a group of :-
A Crows
B ravens
C Wilkenson sword razors
D Chevy's
E Black chargers
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Re: Scent away

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Knightcharger wrote:Mark if you had your scent glands removed you would not be able to smell that burning rubber. :D
For me that would be good
Ok what do you call a group of :-
A Crows - Dont know ?
B ravens - Dont Know
C Wilkinson sword razors - Sh*t
D Chevy's - Who gives a sh*t
E Black chargers - Squadron
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Murder of Crows
flock of Ravens
a pack of WSRs
a scrapyard
a far too regular occurence
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Well done

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Spot on Mark :thumbright:
Ps
A A murder of crows.
B An unkindness of Ravens.
Weird innit. :)
Going to bed now me eyes is sore from all that sun gleaming of the chrome at the Watford Rods Show. :thumbright:
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Big Mac

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Big Mac four out of 5 aint bad :D
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mopar_mark wrote: I hate that poxy stuff.
actually it's epoxy :D
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WillDatsun wrote:
mopar_mark wrote: I hate that poxy stuff.
actually it's epoxy :D
Very good :D :D
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Re: Well done

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Knightcharger wrote:Going to bed now me eyes is sore from all that sun gleaming of the chrome at the Watford Rods Show. :thumbright:
A lot of chrome in the pub, was there Bob? :-k :Absynth:
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