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So you think you know everything?

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1. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood Plasma


2. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times


3.Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks


4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television


5. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older


6.The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys Gum



7.The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache



8.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class


9.Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise



10.Apples, not caffeine are more efficient at waking you up in the morning



11. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin



12. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. (So did the first ' Marlboro Man. ' )



13. Walt Disney was afraid of Mice



14. Pearls melt, in vinegar



15. The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



16. :shock: It is possible to lead a cow upstairs. but not downstairs



17. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and noone knows why



18. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.



19. Turtles can breathe through their butts






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Post by latil »

:thumbright: "Turtles can breathe through their butts"

There's people around that can talk that way too :D
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Bloody el Nana, you need to get out more :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Anything to get away from that Bananarama! MOG section
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Reg Varney was the first person to use an ATM....
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Post by Anonymous »

Nana,


number 2 is not true, and as for number 7, my mate brought back a pack of cards from Greece, and ALL the kings had a Mustache - because they were all photos that had Ron Jeremy in.
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Post by TYREMAN »

Number 4 is not true as Ron Jeremy is often in the Films on the channel i watch :D

And if number 18 is true? then I'm in trouble :? no wonder people think my Bathroom is too small
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I used to be Ron's body double don't you know.
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Used to be???

;)
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Clivey wrote:I used to be Ron's body double don't you know.
Didn't think you were quite that fat and hairy Clive. :lol:
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......it is Dave. :D
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you double jointed in the middle of ya back as well


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And do you go at it like a hairy hedgehog??
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Kev wrote:And do you go at it like a hairy hedgehog??
No that would be me. :oops:
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