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Cannonball wrote: that,s where your goin wrong then clivey boy, A olive was a moose B Women like a fat bellied guy not some toned up hand bag, :D
Great, looks like I'm in for a large portion tonight then! :thumbright:
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I think Olive is a bit of a stunner. I can just picture getting a lap dance off her while she wears one of them full-length floral nighties - me taking them thick horn-rimmed glasses off and looking deep into those donkeys bum hole-like eyes of hers. Oh, I am all of a quiver. :lol:
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Clivey wrote:I think Olive is a bit of a stunner. I can just picture getting a lap dance off her while she wears one of them full-length floral nighties - me taking them thick horn-rimmed glasses off and looking deep into those donkeys bum hole-like eyes of hers. Oh, I am all of a quiver. :lol:
i think i can picture a little fella i know wristin one off to that particular pole dancer clivey, :D
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Cannonball wrote:Women like fat bellied Guy
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I can't remember the name of the conductor that worked with Stan on the bus - tall skinny fella with grey harir, but I always wanted to see if I could break that massive nose with a 2x4.[/quote]

Bob Grant, Played The Bus Conductor, Jack Harper, He Had Nice Teeth! :lol: :lol:
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Great Bananarama! take, pity they didn't realise Stan was olives Brother???
Jack dose remind me of someone, i wonder WHO :oops:
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