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:shock:
The pump don’t work coz the vandals took the handles.

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That is in VERY bad taste Ivor. :x



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oops, I missed that!
The pump don’t work coz the vandals took the handles.

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Hang the bitch, feed her warfarin, string her up by the ankles then cut the tip of her nose off and watch her bleed to death! :evil: :twisted:
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You weren't master of a medieval torture chamber in a past life, where you Jon? :shock:
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i heard she got her first job in her 33 year miserable life, prison cleaner
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Jon B wrote:Hang the bitch, feed her warfarin, string her up by the ankles then cut the tip of her nose off and watch her bleed to death! :evil: :twisted:


Bit harsh that.......................not politically correct, you might upset the minority or prison population.Remember the MOG thread, I think you should retract it.


























:P :P :P Quicker to just shoot her. ;)
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Mr Runner,
I see I have made a great error in my posting and must apologise, please read as, string her up by the ankle, not ankles.
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Cankle please....whats the bets her foot just merges into her calf

i've never seen her ankle....but we ain't talking fine victorian furniture here now are we.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant Ivor :thumbright:
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Hey Dave999! There's an advert over here for getting rid of cankles!! Cracking word!! :thumbright:
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Not Funny at all, very poor taste, why is this stuff even on the MB?
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TonyO wrote:Not Funny at all, very poor taste, why is this stuff even on the MB?
lmfao :P
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