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Thanks Si :roll:

Shame it's been leaked out :(
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"staff at the BBC could not hide their frustration. “It’s bloody annoying,” one show insider said. “You wouldn’t write a piece saying that Santa didn’t exist.” "
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That stupid leak will cost him his job :(
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But if one of his eyes is really a testicle then any new employment opportunity better not be customer facing.....

"2 first class stamps please, and can i send this recorded?"

"my god...you have knacker for an eye"

"hey everybody look at this fella"

Just imagine!

you'd have to look wouldn't ya

emotional scaring would ensue .....and for both parties i might add.

he could wear an eye patch

arrrrrr just like a pirate.

might nick an oil tanker!!!! and by a queer twist of fate that would give the whole farcical situation an automotive bent again

which is nice

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David, have you been at the meths again? :lol:
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The posts afterwards are pretty funny.
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It should be no problem to the BBC,they have a new DrWho every year so why not a new Stig.
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Post by Anonymous »

Now I always thought that was the reason behind the mask! So if one driver wasnt available anothe could be used. Never thought it was just one guy doing all the stig work.
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Erm, he was named in The Sun ages back in an article about Top Gear having broken a classic Bentley ... at least I think it was him (?)
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I only remember Stig of the dump.

He made windows for his house out of jam jars.

As he was of neanderthal decent I'm not sure he was much of driver though.
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Charger wrote:"staff at the BBC could not hide their frustration. “It’s bloody annoying,” one show insider said. “You wouldn’t write a piece saying that Santa didn’t exist.” "

:shock: :shock: :shock: I Never knew that :( :( :(

Bloody el what next, corrie and emmerdale not real :roll:
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WHoooOOOOO? :scratch:

Good thing it's someone no-one's ever heard of...
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NO!

I AM THE STIG

Or at least that's what is says on my t-shirt!!
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STIG is the name used on top gear to disguise the identity of the people who can realy drive. its been numerous people during the stigs existance and if you look closely at least one stig wasnt a bloke ;) the drivers enlisted for this role are all top people in their field, as far as i can make out they have come from:- formula 3, formula 1, indy, rally, stunt background and also test drivers from some of the top supercar manufacturers. at the end of the day they can drive the pants off me and make top gear a watchable program so who cares who (or what, if super human) they are.
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