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Oldie but a goodie..

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Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...



A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says



The man replies... 'so does the Stella and it's half the Bananarama! price!'



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And when he get's here up the stairs after drinking the Stella he can supply her with his own brand of Face cream! :lol:
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