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Mark fab news mate i know how much you wanted this just cant wait to see whats phase 3 :D :D
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Well done Mark. I passed my bike test donkey's years ago, then did the police course and took it again, to get me up to speed.

Best thing I ever did, I was going quicker on that VFR and was good for me! :shock:

I'm with Pete on this one, stay safe mate and believe that every motorist is out to kill you! :thumbright:
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Thanks again Chaps- I fully intend to stay as safe as possible (know a couple of people and a relative who have come badly unstuck on 2 wheels) - wont be a speed freak specially on the old boneshaker I have :lol:

course you cant do much about all the other idiots on the road except keep your wits about you!

I do reckon doin the bike training/tes has made me a better car driver tho-

Keith- Phase 3 of the mid life crisis will be a Thai Bride- just dont tell Amanda :drwho:

Jeff thanks for the offer - I may well be in touch if I ever get a bike worthy of such a class paint job :thumbright:
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Well done :thumbright:
Fast ain't the problem, just do it where it's safe and remember, THEY ARE all out to get ya. Assume that at ALL times and you'll still be on 2 wheels after 25 years like me ;)
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It's mostly the idiots in car, so far this year I've had one mate who was knocked off his bike when I car made a right turn across the front of him, he was o.k just bruised up badly and the bike was wrote off. Then on Sunday night a mate of mine Bananarama! by a car and killed :( :(
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Congrats Mark. :thumbright:

Gave up bikes when i had the little un ,ten years now. :roll:

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Brutus wrote:Congrats Mark. :thumbright:

Gave up bikes when i had the little un ,ten years now. :roll:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: That why i bought the gixxer so that Nic could have somethin big and throbbin to sit on ;)
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Went out for a spin yeaterday- feels good to be legal ;)

Then drove the El Camino down to Docklands to the Motorcycle Show

Enjoyed the drive more than the show (crap)

havent really driven the Elk much since the Summer - she behaved pretty well in all that orrible London traffic

UNTIL - I got home and the steering wheel practically came off in my hand leaving the horn blaring while I farted around trying to shut it up

was like a seem from Laurel n Hardy- bet my neighbours love me :roll:
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Brutus wrote:Congrats Mark. :thumbright:

Gave up bikes when i had the little un ,ten years now. :roll:

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Snap! Only sold the GSX1100 last year though, couldn't bear to part with it.........Quite fancy a Herley out here, but who's gonna don the leathers in this heat.....And the drivers suck!.........Perhaps a tinny would be better..........
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Mark,
I'd highly recommend "Motorcycle Roadcraft: The Police Rider's Handbook". Reading it helps you to ride defensively and read the road/traffic. I reckon it's kept me out of a few tight spots over the years that I might have got into if I hadn't read it.

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Thanks Martin


I will give that a butchers :thumbright:
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If you can find a copy, there used to be a brilliant book called "Twist of the wrist" and Twist of the wrist 2" (I just know that's asking for trouble... :lol: ) which was a great insight into NOT following your survival instincts, which can often get you into more trouble. Teaches you how to learn what is better to do in a tight spot, as well as fast and flowing riding styles. Much like the Police book, I would guess. Haven't seen a copy of it for years though. :roll:
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Stu wrote: Haven't seen a copy of it for years though. :roll:
Never saw mine again after you borrowed it. You owe me some serious dosh in late fees Bro !

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