Perfect end to a romantic meal

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Mar 16, 09 11:24 pm

This is not a joke but a true story

Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"

And who said romance is dead.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Mar 16, 09 11:34 pm

SteveCase · Post by **SteveCase** » Tue Mar 17, 09 5:15 pm

We were out havin a curry,when the little waiter came over and said, "curry ok"?
I said, "go on then one song then go away"!

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Tue Mar 17, 09 5:33 pm

Love it!

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Tue Mar 17, 09 6:55 pm

Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story

Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"

And who said romance is dead.

bet that really turned her on,

Brian J · Post by **Brian J** » Tue Mar 17, 09 7:34 pm

Cannonball wrote:
Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story

Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"

And who said romance is dead.
bet that really turned her on,

he has'nt got an NVQ in romance like you has he Dunc

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Mar 17, 09 8:21 pm

Cannonball wrote:
Fingers wrote:This is not a joke but a true story

Jo and I were out having a meal in our local Indian restaurant. At the end of the meal Jo asks if we are having coffee? I lean across the table, look in her eyes and say "lets just go home". She replies with "why? Are you going to take me to bed and ravish me?" "No" I said " I really need a poo"

And who said romance is dead.
bet that really turned her on,

I was only being honest.

morgan · Post by **morgan** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:03 am

She's a lucky girl. I hope you told her that.

Post by **MattH** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:08 am

Thats the funniest thing I've read in ages. Had me laughing out loud.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:26 am

"Honest" and "romantic" are not always compatible......

charger01 · Post by **charger01** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:27 am

Did you have a good crap then?

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:30 am

Adrian!

"Crap" is not romantic.

"Poo" however, is

charger01 · Post by **charger01** » Wed Mar 18, 09 11:36 am

I feel more enlightened now Pete, just like Fingers feels 2lbs lighter

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