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totaly english so its a day to celebrate, but unfortunately im off to lanzarote in the morning so will celebrate abroad. i will however have a couple of beers :thumbright:
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Trigger_Andy wrote:You can go do one with that Pish! ;)
Get Some Celtic up ya! :thumbright:
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Cannonball wrote:
Trigger_Andy wrote:You can go do one with that Pish! ;)
Get Some Celtic up ya! :thumbright:
now she is sweet triggs

I put up a whole thread on her in the Shed! :thumbright: ;)
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Just going to the shed!!!!! :D
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Roast beef joint, Yorkies and roast tatties for tea, swilled down with a few pints of Bombardier. :thumbright:

Happy St George's Day. :salute: :thumbright:
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We're havin' vindaloo. :D
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Trigger_Andy wrote:
Cannonball wrote:
Trigger_Andy wrote:You can go do one with that Pish! ;)
Get Some Celtic up ya! :thumbright:
now she is sweet triggs

I put up a whole thread on her in the Shed! :thumbright: ;)



Nice Chick! =P~ =P~ =P~ :salute:
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bruvmopar wrote:
Trigger_Andy wrote:
Cannonball wrote: now she is sweet triggs

I put up a whole thread on her in the Shed! :thumbright: ;)



Nice Chick! =P~ =P~ =P~ :salute:
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I was at the St George's Day Club at the Gosvenor, waving my flag and singing Jerusalem! :thumbright:
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first year i have missed with the st georges day club ...one of the best days out if you like pomp and cermony :thumbright: :thumbright:
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Beef dinner was blinding, Bombardier headache slowly subsiding. :thumbright:

The Fursty Ferret and Golden Champion didn't help either. ;)
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Post by Dave999 »

he was Turkish...born in Izmit to a Turkish (roman army general) father and a Palestinian mother

so i had a Kebab in a large Yorkshire pudding wrapped in vineleaves washed down with a falgon of Um-Bongo

Saint George is the patron saint of Aragon, Catalonia, Spain,England, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal (Brazil), and Russia, as well as the cities of Amersfoort, Beirut, Bteghrine, Cáceres, Ferrara, Freiburg, Genoa, Ljubljana, Gozo, Pomorie, Qormi, Lod, and Moscow, as well as a wide range of professions, organizations, and disease sufferers.


and he didn't fight a dragon...it was just a vicious crow menacing the people of Cyrene as they tried to get water from the city well.

we should be celebrating saint Edmund's day he was patron saint until thsi geroge fella muscled in...he stood up to the great heathen army so they tied him to a tree and turned him into a hedgehog of arrows before chopping off his head


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Way to put the kybosh on it, Dave. :D
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Post by Ivor »

Saint George is the patron Saint of syphilitics too.

As Dave would say....nice.

Anyway, with Saint Patrick being Welsh and St Andrew being an Israeli, this one could run and run!
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