Got this from a good friend in Brum!
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TYREMAN
One story i keep hearing is from people who do not like Indian food they have a story about a mates mate that ate a Curry and they were very ill.They got there stomach pumped and the the food tested and they found 7 different semen samples in the food.Or the other version is that the environmental health went to the curry house and took a sample of the curry and found that.What rubbish!!!
I keep hearing this one and it annoys me
I keep hearing this one and it annoys me
Well i heard that there is 2 good looking ladies going round offering you a try of a new aftershave
you take a sniff and wake up 2 days later
take ya pick
1) in a bath of ice sans kidneys
2) in a room with a very sore bottom clutching a DVD/video (this one is prevalent in Cheshire)
or indeed the one where you flash ya lights and someone driving around in the dark with no lights on.
and they then give chase and shoot you......
some kind of random gang initiation game......
but i especially like the one about the flying donkeys that swoop down and nick barbeques and chimenias right before the bank holiday weekend
Dave
you take a sniff and wake up 2 days later
take ya pick
1) in a bath of ice sans kidneys
2) in a room with a very sore bottom clutching a DVD/video (this one is prevalent in Cheshire)
or indeed the one where you flash ya lights and someone driving around in the dark with no lights on.
and they then give chase and shoot you......
some kind of random gang initiation game......
but i especially like the one about the flying donkeys that swoop down and nick barbeques and chimenias right before the bank holiday weekend
Dave
The Greater Knapweed near the Mugwort by the Buckthorn tree is dying