Morning

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 8:54 am

There was actually fog on the Tyne this morning.

But it wasn't all mine mine mine. Only the bits that condensed on my glasses and made me almost come off my bike because I couldn't see where I was going clearly.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 30, 10 8:56 am

We get loads of fog here as the moisture evaporates off all the fields - you know, those green things

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Thu Sep 30, 10 10:32 am

have you been sucking sickly sausage rolls?

slipem down slowly sliping down side ways

and indeed

were you sick outside of the door?

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 30, 10 10:46 am

..and did you have a wet on the wall???

latil · Post by **latil** » Thu Sep 30, 10 10:54 am

Must have been up with the cock this morning

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 11:22 am

latil wrote:Must have been up with the cock this morning

Yes but wor lass just told me to put it away and make her a cup of tea instead.

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 11:38 am

Pete wrote:We get loads of fog here as the moisture evaporates off all the fields - you know, those green things

We may only have one green bit in Newcastle center, but it's a big one. At 400ha it is larger than Hyde Park and Hampstead Heath combined.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 30, 10 11:42 am

And more shopping trolleys per Ha I'll wager too

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 11:44 am

Not at all. Just grazing cattle during the summer and Europe's biggest traveling fairground in June.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 30, 10 11:55 am

Oh.
Pikey central, then

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 12:00 pm

That bit is true. At least for two weeks of the year anyway. We have to double security around the Uni because anything not secured down can vanish while "The Hoppings" is in town.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Thu Sep 30, 10 1:35 pm

Ahhh yes love the Hoppings

the smell of the crowd the roar of the grease paint

You could go and see a living giant

who was just a tall scottish bloke called Big Heck
sitting in a stripy tent eating his dinner

he had big hands and had 4 pork chops (for his dinner obviously)( not hands for dinner no!) chops for dinner, hands for eating it, well no hands for holding a knife and fork to enable the eating thereof of said dinner)
with gravey

terrifiying for a 6 year old

used to have to go on the zipper after that to clam down.........

in the words of morrisey

on the seat of a whirling waltser
a skirt acends for a watching eye
its a hideous trait on her mothers side

no idea what he was on about but the sentiments are, i think appropriate

but the candy floss was always a waste of money..

i once won a snoopy, massive it was, one eye higher than the other and half his nose faded by UV, it stank of wee and had to go to the tip.

marvelouse days them were, getting ya head kicked in by blokes twcie yer age cos you had a Who badge on ya harrington and they had 16 hole DMs which seemingly are quite good for kicking with but not as good as wellies in the mud..... mind they'd always get you again later and push you in the exhibition park lake. if you walked out to the middle (about 3 foot) they wouldn't come and get ya and they woukld get bored after an hour or two and go for a pint

smashin

Dave

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Thu Sep 30, 10 2:43 pm

Yeah sorry mate. I still have those DMs though.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Thu Sep 30, 10 3:44 pm

I knew you'd have had a hand in it....tsk

Dave

db · Post by db » Thu Sep 30, 10 5:48 pm

I have a close friend called Gegs- his brain also has far more thoughts in it than mouth and pen could ever keep up with. Random things pop out in no particular order or relevance.
Possibly if you two ever met the universe would unravel.
He looks remarkably like the Marquess of Bath and rides a Vespa.