Up late club

jerry · Post by **jerry** » Sun Aug 22, 10 11:52 pm

About time we took this back to the top

Up late & well oiled, Jerry beware

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Aug 23, 10 12:33 am

Hi Mark,

jerry · Post by **jerry** » Mon Aug 23, 10 12:48 am

Knightcharger wrote:Hi Mark,

Howdy Bob, How goes it ?

NaughtyAlan · Post by **NaughtyAlan** » Tue Aug 31, 10 4:41 am

Can you keep the noise down Bob, I'm trying to sleep

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Aug 31, 10 9:00 am

Well it is 8 o'clock and you are all lightweights I am going to bed zzzzzzzz

NaughtyAlan · Post by **NaughtyAlan** » Tue Aug 31, 10 6:05 pm

Knightcharger wrote:Well it is 8 o'clock and you are all lightweights I am going to bed zzzzzzzz

You just got up you WA Bananarama!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Aug 31, 10 6:18 pm

74challenger318 · Post by **74challenger318** » Sun Oct 31, 10 1:08 am

off to bed had to stay up to put the clocks back

jerry · Post by **jerry** » Wed Dec 22, 10 12:59 am

Is the Up Late Club still running or under new management ?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Dec 22, 10 10:13 am

Still under the same management Mark, but thinking of posting it on the for sale forum to see if there is any interest out there.
The trouble is your still on Mexican tequila time and we are all on GMT (grumpy mopar tossers)time so so we will probably catch up when you have lost your jet lag and we have finished checking our pipe lagging.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 23, 10 1:29 pm

Christmas jokes for members of the ULC.
T'was the night before Christmas and Santa was very cross.
Nothing was going right, the elves were on a go slow, asking for overtime, The reindeer had been on the drink all day and the sleigh had a flat rail.
'I cant believe it' yelled Santa 'Iv'e got millions of presents to deliver, the deer are Bananarama!, the elves are on a go slow and I don't even have a Christmas tree.
I sent one of them stupid Angels out to find one two days ago what am I going to do?'
Just then , the little Angel comes through the door dragging a Christmas tree.
'Oi fatty where do you want me to stick this?'
Hence the tradition of always having an angel atop the Christmas tree.

What does Santa do with Fat Elves?
sends them to the Elf Farm.

Santa's little helper was depressed he had low Elf-esteem.

4 stages of Santa, You believe in Santa, you don't believe in Santa, you become Santa, You look like Santa.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Dec 23, 10 2:02 pm

I guess you must be at stage 4, Bob - if you can find plenty of cotton wool

I have just progressed past stage 3 - I am now just a cash machine

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Dec 23, 10 3:01 pm

There is a term for it Pete Kerc-hing!
Been there and done it, three times, still what else would we spend it on?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Dec 24, 10 3:41 am

Knightcharger wrote: Just then , the little Angel comes through the door dragging a Christmas tree.
'Oi fatty where do you want me to stick this?'
Hence the tradition of always having an angel atop the Christmas tree..