Getting old, begrudgingly

[Cannonball]

No, chap, it's the eyesight at around 45 next; unavoidable fact of nature......other more important capabilities are still functioning as well as they ever did

not very well then ey pete,
your right on the eyes though i have noticed mine takin the Bananarama! should go and get them checked,

[Dart Vader]

Prostate ok. Touched me toes a few months ago so to speak.

Have they got wheelchair access at rhetorically swap meet. Rate Im going I'll need it

getting glasses was great. Can now see hd tv properly

[Dart Vader]

W T F word is that. Bloody phones

[Anonymous]

hey justin getting hearing aids aint so bad at least you havent damaged your balance function in your ear now thats a wild ride when one of those let go

[Guy]

Hey Justin join the club I got fitted out with some hearing aids just before chrimbo, both ears youi do get used to them quite quickly also had glasses a couple of years ago and a Teflon coated knee last year, now the other one is going Still we have retirement to look forward to, not that we will have any pension to enjoy it.

The weirdest thing about having the hearing aids fitted was when I was walking on carpet just after having them fitted, it sounded like someone was following me but all it was was the carpet fibre's straightening up behind me.
Annoyingly still have to take them out to talk on the phone

[Anonymous]

Friend of mine had a wooden eye and as a result was very shy.
Got himself arrested at the town hall dance.
There was a girl with a hair lip and no one asked her to dance all night, so come the last waltz he plucked up the courage, rushed across the the room and asked her if she would like to Dance.
"wouldn't I" she replied.
He was dragged out of the town hall shouting.
Hair lip, hair lip, hair lip.