Whats your claim to fame ???

[db]

None very exciting for me, i repaired the phones for-
Sian Adey-Jones' brother who lived in a country mansion near Denbigh. (1980's page 3 for you youngsters). He insisted i sat down to breakfast with the family before i fixed their phone.

Mike Peters' mum, long after the Alarm split up. She still had all his albums on the wall, very sweet old dear.

Er, thats it.

Except to add my name to the Ade Worman appreciation society

Sian's brother is called Ian .Sian went out to the middle east escorting wealthy gents. Mike,s mum still has all his discs on her wall, she lives in Rhuddlan, was in her house last week

[RobTwin]

Hugh Dennis (Mock The Week, Outnumbered etc - real name Peter) and Boz Boorer (Morrissey guitarist - real name Martin) were both in our class thru infant & junior school in NW London.

'Boz' was always very musical and so were his family, as far as I remember.
Dont remember 'Hugh' being 'the funny one' but he was popular cos his dad was the local vicar's son and they lived in the vicarage near the school which had a huge garden, so we'd often spend a couple of hours playing in the garden after school, on the way home.

Happy days..



Great story btw Jem

Oh, and I might be in Dark Shadows for a second or two, but I'll let you know next May when it comes out

[R.RUNNER]

I own one of these!!!!!!!!!!! (this one in fact) and it`s got a broken seat and a leaky windshield gasket, also used to be owned by Terry in Bournemouth who new someone that had walked past someone who Knew Harold Wilson`s sister`s aunt`s brother`s cleaner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A LOAD OF BOWELOX




Come on Pete..... your turn

[autofetish]

Why does the thing on the front grill look like the french Flag are you french ?

[Dave999]

was a drinking aquaintance of Ed Byrne

jack charlton once managed to wee on me and my mates shoes

I once witnessed the theft of doug weatherals (NE footy pundit) garden bench (i was there purely for advice on lifting)

I also missed, by being in the kabab shop, a major rukkus with Ant N Dec
(i was there purely for the kebab)

I hit peter beardsley with the door of my van

and when i was a little fella

Buddy Ward the North Wests finest wrestler
lived up my street



we used to spy on him through the fence cos he always seemed to have a house full of, what appeared to a 7 year old, to be the fantastic ladies known as "legs and co." all 1970s hair big flares no bra and a tank top

them not him

obvioulsy

also had a lot of interesting cars

Dave

[R.RUNNER]

Why does the thing on the front grill look like the french Flag are you french ?

Do I look F*****G French

[Blue]

Yes you most probably do.....

[Pete]

Bien Sur, Monsieur!

I don't know anyone famous, and have not accosted anyone in TKMAXX or such like, not my bag.

Apparently I had dinner next to David Hasslehoff once at a Health resort; but I did not notice (or care....).

I said "Hello" to the Fonz, and chatted with Tom Wopat who must of been very jet-lagged or just bored (probably both).

I have been to Clint Eastwood's restaurant, but the great man was not waiting tables that day....


I got ignored by Jeremy Clarkson at Goodwood, as he does not like American Cars, and JK was too busy to have his photo taken with Julie next to the 'Bird. Ponce. Sorry - short Ponce.

That's about it.
Oh yes; I stood next to Nigel Lawson at a parking meter Milton Keynes (the bloke who' actions raised MY mortgage rate to 15%).


Unfortunately I did not have a .45 handy or a good alibi......

[Pete]

Ohh, yes.
Recently I got into a robust debate with Al Murray.

Note to self.
Never walk in late to a Pub Landlord gig, especially if you are in the first 3 rows..............

[autofetish]

Why does the thing on the front grill look like the french Flag are you french ?

Do I look F*****G French

There is defiantly a bit of french man there i think
a little beret and a stick of french bread
or as the french say bread

and your good to go

[RobTwin]

Why does the thing on the front grill look like the french Flag are you french ?

Do I look F*****G French

Like your new wig, Andy