Women you fancied off the telly, then and now

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Sun May 06, 12 9:37 pm

Dart Vader wrote:
DaveBishop wrote:Perhaps you just a small willy Duncan

THAT MADE MY DAY

its filled 4 prams that i know to,

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Sun May 06, 12 9:43 pm

4 Pram loads, blimey that's a lot of Jizz

I take it that was over a long weekend............

Dino · Post by **Dino** » Mon May 07, 12 11:44 pm

Just two of mine.........

Heather Thomas from the Fall Guy and Kelly Lebrock from Weird Science.

Not so much now though

Cannonball · Post by **Cannonball** » Tue May 08, 12 12:15 am

Dino wrote:Just two of mine.........

Heather Thomas from the Fall Guy and Kelly Lebrock from Weird Science.

Not so much now though

they were stunners in the day that fall guy blonde is was filth, i could Bananarama! bathe in her slash.....

AllKiller · Post by **AllKiller** » Tue May 08, 12 8:07 am

Got to learn to leave themselves alone....too much botox in Kelly and way too much plastic surgery in Heather

Shame they think they look good and nobody would really notice.....WRONG

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Tue May 08, 12 8:46 am

Adrian Worman wrote:
Dave wrote:
Cannonball wrote:and what abody the croco dundee bird USED to have
To be fair, old Croc Dundee is looking pretty rough these days himself. 70 years old with a facelift and false teeth.
...............yeah and probably a fat wallet so he can have any fit young knob mascot that goes like a steam train whenever he likes instead of them porked up plastic has-beens we're staring at on this thread

Not after the tax man in Australia got him.

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Tue May 08, 12 8:53 am

If I see young lasses being shy about their bodies I always tell em "Use it while you've got it Pet because in ten years time you will be wishing you still had it".

drewcrane · Post by **drewcrane** » Tue May 08, 12 2:04 pm

Dave wrote:If I see young lasses being shy about their bodies I always tell em "Use it while you've got it Pet because in ten years time you will be wishing you still had it".

That is just your excuse for staring at them

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Tue May 08, 12 2:24 pm

drewcrane wrote:
Dave wrote:If I see young lasses being shy about their bodies I always tell em "Use it while you've got it Pet because in ten years time you will be wishing you still had it".
That is just your excuse for staring at them

It's usually when they catch me staring at them.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Tue May 08, 12 2:30 pm

just say, depneding how compromised or which bit you were looking at, That you either

dropped yer pencil

or you have something in your eye...add some eye rolling and blink a lot for effect

and if they persist in assuming you were looking at them

tell them not to be so bloody self indulgent and that they have hands like a bloke...."oh what manly hands you have"..always goes down like a lead balloon

they'll be outraged/distracted for the rest of the day

allowing easy escape

Dave

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Tue May 08, 12 2:32 pm

Having said that I caught the wife around the corner watching me with my shirt off while I was cutting the grass the other week.

I saw her watching me from the corner of my eye from her back bedroom window and she jumped back when I stopped and looked up proper.

But I could she was still peeping to see if she had been caught so I flexed me biceps at her and she came to the glass again and laughed and waved.

Dorty Cow.

Dave999 · Post by **Dave999** » Tue May 08, 12 2:41 pm

once when i was a lad got caught the other way round

stripped off to me keks getting changed

spotted some bint from the year above out the window in her back garden
watching

so I just stood there watching her

bit of a delay while she stood very still in the middle of her lawn thinking she was invisible in her bright red puffer jacket

Then she hid or thought she had

trouble was she was in a wide open space

so "girl hiding" involves dropping to your knees and burying your bright red face in your hands, pretending you haven't been caught

odd........

conclusion
girls are rubbish at hide n seek block 123 CTF and being dodgy pervs

just not cut out for it

i'd have been none the wiser if it had been dark or she had camo-ed up ffs if you going to do a job do it properly...

Dave

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Tue May 08, 12 3:20 pm

I find those night vision goggles to be a great asset. Just saying.

drewcrane · Post by **drewcrane** » Tue May 08, 12 3:55 pm

Hey My wife and I have "LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH POLICY"...................so I look all I can .......

Adrian Worman · Post by **Adrian Worman** » Tue May 08, 12 4:12 pm

drewcrane wrote:Hey My wife and I have "LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH POLICY"...................so I look all I can .......

Yeah so do we............if I try and touch her I get a fat lip