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Frozen cows

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I do not want to soil Jems thread so i will post here instead.

I was up in Scotland many years ago,it was the coldest winter night since records began.

Went out Early morning and found an upset farmer and a whole feild of his best dairy cows frozen solid.

I did not know what to do to help him?

Next thing a boring vintage car pulls up, and some old woman gets out.
The lady walked up to one of the cows and gave it a big hug...the ice instantly melted and the cow came back to life with full health.

She proceded to hug and unfreeze the other cows back to full health and within 10 mins they were all back to normal ready to be milked.

The farmer said "who is thi woman? i need to thank her" i did not know? it was only when we got to her as She was getting into her car we realised who this lady was.

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Thora Hird :sheepish:
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TYREMAN wrote:I I do not want to soil the thread about women you fancy off the telly
Thora Hird :sheepish:


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TYREMAN wrote:I do not want to soil myself thinking about Thora Hird :sheepish:
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