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Cannonball wrote:
GJUK wrote:... Is it just mine that is this messy?

When she cooks and she really can cook well, she has to use every bloody item in the kitchen, leaves most of it after the meal and then pootles off to do something else leaving a bomb site.

Everything she does is kind of half baked and never quite finished... Meh. Bloody women.

I guess I should not complain that much, her response to me saying

"I'm getting a new engine for the escort, it's going to be very expensive..."

was.

"Okay."

I guess that's one good thing about her being almost horizontal.

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does she screw well, often, have a fit body, love you goin down on her ????

if so shut up moanin and tidy that mess up for her,,, ;)
Well that must be a no then :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: get rid,,,,,
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Gotta get your priorities right ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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They're just employees ;)
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Adrian Worman wrote:They're just employees ;)
More like Staff car Drivers.......... ;)
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I am very lucky with my wife, she cooks, cleans, does the dishes, keeps me on the straight and narrow keeps a good house the most generous person i have ever met shi is fit as, she is 45 got a body like a 25 yr old has excellent stamina and perfect performance and lets me buy n play around with anything i want, what more could a bloke ask for theres always a pair of knickers at the bottom of our bed but i can put up with that, ;) ;) need somethin to wipe my hampton on after :lol:
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Thats what they are there for ,ive always wiped it on her pillow while shes in the bog
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terryr wrote:Thats what they are there for ,ive always wiped it on her pillow while shes in the bog
My neighbor said he always used the drapes ;)
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If theres any residue left at all after giving it the once over with her lippie when youve finished youve all got it wrong! ;)
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All this cleaning malarky should be under the remit of wife

W..washing

I ...Ironing

F....Fu€£ing

E....Etc.
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Getting rid of mine, she is tidy I will say that, but focking boring as fock
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I hope Wendy/Starsks isn't looking in on this thread :shock: :lol:
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Post by Dave999 »

i try hard to be tidy

i just can't see the mess ive made until it is pointed out...i will of course sort it with reasonably good grace

i can walk past and not notice, when i'm occupied with something else

so i drive my wife round the bend

i find sitting fiddling (whizzing it up and down) with a ballnut and worm screw throughout the great british bake off tends to rasie the tension to an somewhat unbearable level.

so does leaving a suregrip on the table next to the front door for two and a half weeks!!!!!!.

or standing in oil in the garage then not remving shoes and traipsing it up the stairs.....

ho hum

i mean well...i can put up shelves, hang pictures, fix a dripping tap, repair a puncture, stop the freezer leeking huge puddles across the floor.
open jars, replace the flex on the iron when it get tangled and snapped and goes bang due to the rediculous way it gets wound round the iron while its still hot every time it is used etc

i am a male who knows "righty tighty"..... so many do not

so i guess i'm quite useful some of the time

but i'm not really a completer/finisher

and you are only finished if everything is tidied away

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