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> A burglar broke into a Christian Family's home one night.
> He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables;
> when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying,
> 'Jesus is watching you.'
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.
> After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his
> head and continued.
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
> disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching
you.'
> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source
> of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam
> came to rest o n a parrot.
> Did you say that?' He whispered to the parrot.
> 'Yep,' the parrot squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'
> The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? And what is your name?'
> 'Moses,' replied the bird.
> 'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
> What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
> 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.
