BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Tue Dec 16, 08 4:53 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .

'We'll put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Dec 16, 08 4:58 pm

bahahahahaha

jerry · Post by **jerry** » Tue Dec 16, 08 5:08 pm

The old ones are always the best Jules

steveo · Post by **steveo** » Tue Dec 16, 08 6:31 pm

good one

Trigger_Andy · Post by **Trigger_Andy** » Tue Dec 16, 08 6:53 pm

Am I the only one who thinks this jokes crap?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Dec 16, 08 7:09 pm

My MATE sent this a while ago now

bananaskin · Post by **bananaskin** » Tue Dec 16, 08 8:10 pm

Gareth · Post by **Gareth** » Tue Dec 16, 08 9:12 pm

Even by blonde standards this girl ain't very bright

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Dec 16, 08 10:59 pm

Gareth wrote:Even by blonde standards this girl ain't very bright

Thats not a blonde thing, thats just bein' American. Thier ALL that stupid!

Dave-R · Post by **Dave-R** » Wed Dec 17, 08 9:59 am

Woody wrote: Thats not a blonde thing, thats just bein' American. Thier ALL that stupid!

That's not a blonde thing.

They're all that stupid.

Stu · Post by **Stu** » Wed Dec 17, 08 11:04 am

Gareth wrote:Even by blonde standards this girl ain't very bright

1 min 03 seconds

Stupid woman : "Like, I'm listening to what you're saying, but I only hear what I want to."

Presenter : "That's just called being a woman."

Priceless!

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Dec 17, 08 3:03 pm

Dave wrote:
Woody wrote: Thats not a blonde thing, thats just bein' American. Thier ALL that stupid!
That's not a blonde thing.

They're all that stupid.

Glad someone agree's