I didn't know Chuck Norris was this hard.............

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Nonce :roll:
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charles Nonce!

is Norris just his stage name?

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Nah, he just changed his first name, it was originally Horace....
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Horace Nonce!!

jesus his parents obviously hated him

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I thought Horace Norris had a better ring to it! :D
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Thats what i was thinking Ivor :roll:

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Mad Dave lives in a parallel universe, that's the problem... ;)
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Umm..You still wouldnt want to take him on..remember this guy used to spar with Bruce Lee.... :help:
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I Like him :thumbright: quite cool for a Ginger 8-)

If you have a kid then get them to watch Sidekicks it a great film :thumbright: Action Packed and also Funny,an ideal family film.

This is just one of his many achievements taken form www.chucknorris.com

In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.

Chuck's intense drive and determination extended beyond his martial arts and acting career. He became an offshore powerboat racer with speeds of 140 miles per hour. In 1991, Chuck with his team and sponsor "Popeye Chicken" won the World Off Shore Powerboat championships. Then he went on to setting a new world record by racing a 38 foot Scarab boat 605 miles across the Great Lakes, from Chicago to Detroit, in 12 hours and 8 minutes
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Eye eye

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His eyes are to close together :?
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Good site that. Made me grin.

One of my favorites

'..Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean...'
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Needs to learn to button his own shirt up.....
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Hairy

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I also don't like hairy men or women come to that :oops:
Is that hairsiutaphobia?
Is that PC?
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