The Chairman's eye!

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:02 pm

Some of you may know that at the Nationals I was completely strung out, as the day before, the clinic had found something "worrying" behind my right eye and I was awaiting a call from the eye surgeon.

Great news, 100% clear, it was an "artefact" in the gel behind my eye that has completely cleared...so I'm back to annoying people left right and centre...

PS Thanks for your PM Dave

Jon Benn · Post by **Jon Benn** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:14 pm

I did offer to sort it out without the need for a visit to the hospital, but the offer was declined. Had the stick sharpened and ready along with a big magnifying glass and some bleach, even read the instructions from tinternet

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:24 pm

Well, that must be a relief mate. Thats heartening news.

Now, tell us, how are the haemhorroids these days?

autofetish · Post by **autofetish** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:24 pm

Good to here

Does this mean you will wear normal cloths at the next nats or will it be that shirt again

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:34 pm

Very good news, Chap - I knew you were worried.

Nothing like having your eyeball drilled

All's well that ends well!!

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:39 pm

Thanks guys, I don't think I'll be taking up the offer from Doctor Benn's clinic though!

TYREMAN · Post by **TYREMAN** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:41 pm

I had ne idea not meet at the nats,you have been quiet here recntly so that explains a lot...glad all is well.

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:41 pm

I thought he always drilled the OTHER end

Pete · Post by **Pete** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:42 pm

Errr, sorry Jon

. Influenced by Dave's evil twin. Sorry.......

Jon Benn · Post by **Jon Benn** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:42 pm

Just read up on the piles, thanks for the tip off Clivey

We can get them sorted, angle grinder fitted with a wire brush, still got the bleach so we are all set to go.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:52 pm

TYREMAN wrote:I had ne idea not meet at the nats,you have been quiet here recntly so that explains a lot...glad all is well.

Tony, oh my god, it looks like the dyslexia has spread to your fingers!!!!!

Jon Benn · Post by **Jon Benn** » Thu Sep 06, 12 2:58 pm

We need to get this sorted for the wingco.

Ivor · Post by **Ivor** » Thu Sep 06, 12 3:03 pm

Here you go!

Charger · Post by **Charger** » Thu Sep 06, 12 3:05 pm

eye eye Captain, glad all's well

Post by **TyreFryer** » Thu Sep 06, 12 3:51 pm

Glad to hear it's all OK Ivor, I know it was worrying you. Hopefully that means that next year you'll be able to relax and get up LATER THAN Bananarama! 6AM IN THE MORNING!?!