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Dave999
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by Dave999 » Wed Nov 12, 08 12:35 pm
cheer up all you Bananarama!
life could be worse
you could have a wooden leg
terrible halitosis
a 90 degree bend in ya nadger
in growing toe nails and piles
an Austin allegro
tape worms
beige trousers
a spot that bursts to let out loads of little spiders
half a worm sticking out of yer apple
fur balls.
a scrotum the size of kent and velcro pants
jings
the suns oot and it build a burger day in the canteen
so if i come back this afternoon and you are all still miserable not one of you will have any tea
Dave
The Greater Knapweed near the Mugwort by the Buckthorn tree is dying
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by Anonymous » Wed Nov 12, 08 12:41 pm
Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.
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by Dave-R » Wed Nov 12, 08 12:44 pm
Fingers wrote: Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.
Yes.
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by Anonymous » Wed Nov 12, 08 12:49 pm
Damn!
Ivor
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by Ivor » Wed Nov 12, 08 1:10 pm
Terrible halitosis is better than no breath at all...
Dave999
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by Dave999 » Wed Nov 12, 08 1:50 pm
very true sir but combine it with any of the other options and my god.....THEN you are in trouble
Dave
The Greater Knapweed near the Mugwort by the Buckthorn tree is dying
Ivor
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by Ivor » Wed Nov 12, 08 1:59 pm
Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
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by Holly » Wed Nov 12, 08 2:04 pm
Dave wrote: Fingers wrote: Dave999 wrote:
an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count.
Yes.
Naw, my Chevette was brill, possibly the best car I've ever owned!
Anywho, in the spirit of this thread, I'm happy as can be 'cause of various great things that are going on in my life right now
Gareth
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by Gareth » Wed Nov 12, 08 2:42 pm
Ivor wrote: Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team
Ivor
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by Ivor » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:19 pm
Good guess Gareth, but you're wrong!
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by Anonymous » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:36 pm
Can't we do another word association thread instead?
TyreFryer
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by TyreFryer » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:37 pm
That'll be the Archers!
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steveo
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by steveo » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:38 pm
Gareth wrote: Ivor wrote: Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"
Ready, what's this one?
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team
the final countdown
Ivor
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by Ivor » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:51 pm
Nope, it's a tune from a four piece popular beat combo of the 70's!
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by steveo » Wed Nov 12, 08 3:54 pm
YMCA ......
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