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Post by Dave999 »

cheer up all you Bananarama!

life could be worse

you could have a wooden leg
terrible halitosis
a 90 degree bend in ya nadger
in growing toe nails and piles
an Austin allegro
tape worms
beige trousers
a spot that bursts to let out loads of little spiders
half a worm sticking out of yer apple
fur balls.
a scrotum the size of kent and velcro pants


jings

the suns oot and it build a burger day in the canteen

so if i come back this afternoon and you are all still miserable not one of you will have any tea

Dave
The Greater Knapweed near the Mugwort by the Buckthorn tree is dying
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Dave999 wrote: an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count. ;) :lol:
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Fingers wrote:
Dave999 wrote: an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count. ;) :lol:
Yes.
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Damn! :lol:
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Post by Ivor »

Terrible halitosis is better than no breath at all... :roll:
The pump don’t work coz the vandals took the handles.

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very true sir but combine it with any of the other options and my god.....THEN you are in trouble

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Post by Ivor »

Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"

Ready, what's this one?

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
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Dave wrote:
Fingers wrote:
Dave999 wrote: an Austin allegro
I've got a Vauxhall Chevette, does that count. ;) :lol:
Yes.
Naw, my Chevette was brill, possibly the best car I've ever owned!

Anywho, in the spirit of this thread, I'm happy as can be 'cause of various great things that are going on in my life right now :love3:
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Ivor wrote:Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"

Ready, what's this one?

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team :-k
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Good guess Gareth, but you're wrong! ;)
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Post by Anonymous »

Can't we do another word association thread instead?
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That'll be the Archers!
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Gareth wrote:
Ivor wrote:Tell you what Dave why don't we cheer ourselves up with a bit of MMA message board "name that tune?"

Ready, what's this one?

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.

dee da dee, de da dee,
deedle ee dee da dee.
Theme from the A Team :-k



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Post by Ivor »

Nope, it's a tune from a four piece popular beat combo of the 70's!
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YMCA ......:drwho: .......... :help:
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